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ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 10:56:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I admit that I am still cynical.

I admit that if one more person posts a dumbass “it's not sadism if they are willing” thread, I'm gonna kidnap the OP and show them the difference between S&M and clinically insane sadistic torture by cutting their ignorant fingers off so they never that stupid bullshit in the BDSM community again.

I admit that my sadistic desires may on the rare occasion stretch past the boundaries of consensual BDSM type behavior.


Bamboo strips under the fingernails.  A tad bit evil, from what I remember, the VC used that method (I think the Japanese used it in WWII, but don't quote me on that).




ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 11:00:57 AM)

I wish I had a couple of pictures of Binx sleeping on Bo's crotch.  She did this 2 times yesterday.

Bo does not think it is funny...me and his former GF were trying to keep the laughter at bay...until Bo woke up...LOL!




CalifChick -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 3:21:05 PM)

I was feeling too lazy to dig back and find the "I'm thankful for..." thread (uhhhhh... we DID have a thread like that, didn't we?), so I decided to use this one instead.

I admit this is long, but it helps to type it out.

I admit that my day took an unintended turn today.  First I went to the state office to apply for the state program to help with my car's smog failure issue.  Twenty minutes later I was out the door with my acceptance letter in hand.  Then I went to the closest DMV office to pay my registration and get the 60-day extension on my smog inspection (I was told I needed the acceptance letter to do that), and the parking lot was packed with people (and I didn't have an appointment), so I drove on to the next DMV office... an office I didn't really want to go to.

I stood in line for probably 20 minutes or more just to get a number from the information desk (you don't stand in lines at the windows anymore, an information chick gives you a letter/number combo depending on why you're there, and they call your letter/number and flash them on big screens).  My particular problem was apparently not very common today because there were only 4 numbers ahead of mine.  Yay!  I'll be out of here soon! 

So I'm standing off to the side and I see an older man (grandpa maybe??) with a little one in a stroller, perhaps 10 months old, about five feet or so away from me.  I saw him being rough with the little one, pushing him down in the stroller, jerking his arm, swearing at him, etc.  I was watching him surreptitiously and I was getting ready to step in and make a loud ruckus if he injured the baby.  Then my number was called. 

The window I went to was right in front of where I had been standing, and I told the girl what I saw and that I thought I needed to talk to a police officer (they have officers stationed at the dmv).  She went to get the officer.  He was outside with another customer and she said he would hurry to finish.  So she worked on my paperwork and someone came over and told me to go to the conference room. 

I went into another room and in strolls this tall, hunky, uniformed, cool-drink-o'-water officer.  (let us pause for a moment and give thanks for things that make our girly parts tingle)  I told him what I saw and heard in detail, telling him that if the guy was that brazen in public, what was that poor baby going thru in private?  He said that while everyone has their own parenting/caregiving style, it sounded like a line was definitely crossed from my description.  He was going to call in for backup because he was the only officer there, and asked me to write my name and number down and give it to the girl that was helping me.  Hey, maybe I'll get a date out of this.  Please please please please.

When I went back to the window, the girl was almost finished with my paperwork, and she said while I was gone she saw the man grab the baby by the bib and shove him back in the stroller (the stroller was in the reclining position and the baby was trying to sit up).

I wrote my name and number on a piece of paper and gave it to her, got my paperwork and left. 

And the extension that was supposed to cost me $50 was free since I brought my letter from the state.

Sooooooooo... I admit that I was kicking myself earlier for not making an appointment.  I admit that I was kicking myself for not investigating this state program sooner. 

I admit that I am thankful that I did NONE of that.  I admit that I am thankful that I ended up where I was today. 

Cali






JstAnotherSub -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 3:44:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

I admit that I came very, very close to picking up a log yesterday, while clearing land; for whatever reason, I stopped, went and got my shovel to move it instead...when lifting the log, a 2 foot water moccasin came out. Its body is now in three pieces.

Also admit that I had to put one of my chows down. Angry and sad about it.


sorry bout ya furbaby....and glad you aint snake bit...




Level -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 3:56:30 PM)

Thank you Cynthia, wanders, lp, girly, and pure *hugs the good ladies*

Thanks JAS, I've been here a year, and have killed 3 moccasins, and should have gotten 1 copperhead, so, hopefully I'm making headway.

Roscoe was my male chow. He was smart, and gentle.




Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 4:32:50 PM)

I admit that I'm sorry for Level's loss.  *hugs my very dear friend*

I admit that I'm glad Cali got to be exactly where she was supposed to be, and do what she was supposed to do.

I admit that I'm sorry people seem to be having a rough time around here the past couple of days.

I admit that I'm unhappy that I didn't get to meet up with DB this evening after work.

I admit that I'm tired.

I admit that I kinda hurt today.

I admit that I hate it when I'm not heard, especially when I feel it's important.

I admit that I sometimes feel nothing... just numb, which I suppose is better than feeling unhappy or sad or angry about things.

I admit that I just don't know sometimes.




thornhappy -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 4:50:41 PM)

I may be!  My dad gave me carburetors to play with when I was a wee 'un, and I've repaired my own cars before.
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: FelineFae

i admit to thinking that parts of the transmission, that is disassymboled in the kitchen, looks like a marble game.
and i want to organize all the transmission parts in the kitchen, but i'm not allowed to touch them.
i admit i have no clue how this big weird thing makes the truck go.
and i'm wonding if the parts of the transmission are dishwasher safe ?


The transmission is what takes the power from the engine (the part that makes the vroom vroom noise) and makes the big rubber wheelie things go round and round.

And no, the parts are not dishwasher safe.  For the parts or the dishwasher or the water supply.

ETA:  After reading over my shoulder the Groundhog says that he knows why you are NOT allowed to touch them. 





Level -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 5:03:03 PM)

*hugs the beautiful redhead*

"Numb" works, sometimes, I think. Float past the bodies in the water, so to speak, until you get to a clear, safe spot.

I admit these things don't sound as ominous in my head, as they sometimes look on the screen [:D]




Kalista07 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 5:08:51 PM)

I admit Cali is my hero once again today......

I admit that Red saddened me greatly when she stated I had acted in a whorey manner.....

I admit I was stunned when my Sir agreed with her....

I admit I apparently do not know what the appropriate response is when a medical professional states they are going to use you as a table.....

Edited to add *big ass hugs for level* I'm sorry you had to put your pet down.
Kali




Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 5:15:06 PM)

I admit that I completely understand Level, and I actually appreciate the visual.  [:)]

I admit that I will just remain numb for now, since it seems to be working ok for me. 




Level -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 5:24:22 PM)

*hugs Kali* [:)] Thankee, my friend.

Red, I'm glad the visual worked; I sometimes think our brains are wired in a similar fashion.




Aylee -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 5:49:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

I may be!  My dad gave me carburetors to play with when I was a wee 'un, and I've repaired my own cars before.


And I will bet that YOU did not attempt to put them in the dishwasher.  LOL 




thornhappy -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 5:54:00 PM)

Heh heh heh.  We didn't have a dishwasher 'til I was 17!  My brother and I were the dishwashers!




girlygurl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 8:00:25 PM)

I admit I had a special surprise this evening.

I admit Sir and I had a lovely dinner together.





Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 8:14:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Red, I'm glad the visual worked; I sometimes think our brains are wired in a similar fashion.


I think so, too.   [sm=friends.gif]

I admit that I'm thrilled that Girly got "Sir time" tonight.

I admit that a dear friend did a sweet favor for me this evening, and I'm grateful.

I admit that I love my friends here.

I admit that a long drive can clean the cobwebs out at times.




Wolf2Bear -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 9:54:08 PM)

I admit I got caught a few times staring at my cab driver earlier when I had to go across town.

I admit I wanted him to pull over asap so I could jump his body and give him the time of his life.

I admit my hormones are in hyper drive lately!




girlygurl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 10:32:46 PM)

I admit Bear-O-Hawtness has cmail.



signed,
the taxi slut




GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/19/2010 10:33:18 PM)

I admit that tonight at work was peaceful for a change.

I admit that the new baby has discovered the "joys" of toilet paper (and tampons - little bastard stole one outta the box and played MOUSIE with it while I was at work!!).

I admit that I always thought that the pics of cats surrounded by shredded tp were funny.

I admit they are nowhere near as funny now.




Silentrunner26 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/20/2010 1:31:11 AM)

I admit after so many many years of wanting to start something I Will finally do so next Monday .

I admit I am scared as hell if I don't get it going the first time I may never do it .

I admit my biggest fear is not trying and failing not myself but those who will choose to follow me in my endeavor . My biggest fear is not trying and failing all those who will need my help and I will not be there when they do .





Silentrunner26 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (4/20/2010 1:37:00 AM)

I admitt I am glad we have cali's in the world . Peace love and hugs to all .




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