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jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/30/2016 12:08:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 I admit that I asked the attorney if a statements such as "This particular individual has to insert her head into her rectum so that her brain has direct access to her mouth" would be acceptable. I admit that I'm laughing hard at this before I go off to sulk! Needles I admit that, while I did serve as an airborne infantryman (AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY, HURRAH!) and it is common knowledge that grunts are only slightly smarter than the average rock, I am gifted (or cursed) with an IQ in the low genius range.

angelikaJ -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/30/2016 1:19:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 quote: ORIGINAL: angelikaJ jlf1961, I admit I am very glad about that. What? that I am taking the civilized approach or that I have taken steps to set my great nephew (with the unwitting aid of a 10 star bitch) up for a complete college fund that will probably allow him to attend all of the Ivy league schools at the same time? This in particular: "I admit that munch may be coming home today for good."

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/30/2016 3:07:49 PM)
I admit that Munch is coming home today!!!! I admit that the Judge basically kicked the cps staff at the hearing in the balls or whatever gender appropriate external sex organ is applicable. I admit that the judge got my meaning when I used a quote from shakespeare to indicate the cps case worker perjured herself on the stand, and asked for my proof to be delivered to his office by our attorney!

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/30/2016 8:04:40 PM)
I admit that I am happy as hell having my great nephew home again. I admit that I fixed his favorite dinner. "Poppop super sgheti" I admit that I have had the request to make him pancakes for breakfast, with poppop's cherry syrup to go on them. I admit that I still have major issues with the cps case worker, and have received two calls concerning the fact that I made it clear that she lied under oath today in court, one of which was a local reporter (since I have not contacted the local news media, this brings up the question who the hell did.) I admit that the shark is advising to wait and see if any action is taken by the court before going any further. I admit that I plan to contact the local state rep and let her know EXACTLY what was said in court. I admit that the cps worker wanted to take our copies of the sample receipts showing that everyone did provide all requested samples for drug testing, despite the fact she said that we did not, and she wanted to take our copies to check as why she was told other wise. I admit that she quickly changed her mind when I said that I had no problem providing she give us a written statement as to what those papers stated, why she was taking them, and it had to be signed by her and the two people present with her when she brought my great nephew home. I admit that at this point, I have one goal at this point, I want to make these people regret the day they were born using every civilized tactic (possibly contacting the local head of the Muslim community.)

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/30/2016 10:01:15 PM)
I admit you folks are going to get really tired of seeing me posting.... I admit that the ONLY way we got munch to sleep was to put Minions on my computer let him watch it. I admit that he fell asleep on my bed just over 30 minutes ago. I admit I carried to his room and tucked him into his bed. I admit that his dog AND my dog are now sleeping on his bed with him. I admit that I am tempted to take pictures of the sleeping munchmonster I admit that if any of you even hint that I am not a tough guy ex ranger kill em all and let god sort em out guy because a 4 year old can tug my heart to the point of niceness, I will hunt all of you down and handcuff you to either hillary or donald (depending on your political leanings)

Dvr22999874 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/30/2016 10:06:16 PM)
Good on yer Jeff. Give ém hell comrade and I admit that I wish I could be there to help you and help you celebrate too. Trouble is, I only drink rum, not whisky

Dvr22999874 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/30/2016 10:44:28 PM)
I admit, I am interested to know what was the quote from Shakespeare Jeff ? My brain is fudge at the moment and all the quotes I can think of just aren't appropriate............................"If you cut me, do I not bleed ?" just doesn't fit the bill somehow

needlesandpins -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/31/2016 3:05:03 AM)
I admit Jeff that I am happy Munch is home with you. I'm sure non of us mind reading about your joy [:)] Needles

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/31/2016 5:19:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 I admit, I am interested to know what was the quote from Shakespeare Jeff ? My brain is fudge at the moment and all the quotes I can think of just aren't appropriate............................"If you cut me, do I not bleed ?" just doesn't fit the bill somehow Well it was not a direct quote, I said "There’s no more faith in her than in a stewed prune.” And the judge asked if I had anything to back that statement up, I answered, "yes, quite a bit."

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/31/2016 5:41:44 AM)
I admit that getting a 4 year old ready for school makes herding cats look easy. I admit that having two dogs that do not want to let "their boy" out of the house makes it harder.

jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (8/31/2016 7:26:46 AM)
I admit that I am gaining more pleasure out of using the system than I thought I would. I admit that I have confirmed that perjury was committed by the caseworker. I admit that the facility that took the samples informed me that there is no way that any confusion could occur over who gave what kind of samples. I admit that, after speaking to my state rep, that the odds are that criminal charges will be filed against at least 3 cps workers. I admit that when this is all over, the temptation to move myself, my sister and munch to a tropical island and taking a job as a charter boat skipper is beginning to look like a FUCKING GOOD idea. I admit that I would much prefer the job as a pirate captain, but I do not own a parrot and I am not too keen on the idea of cutting off a leg, besides, pirates no longer use square rigged sailing ships.

Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/2/2016 5:19:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I admit that tonight - after multiple attempts to point out to a friend that his presidential candidate choice was making him look like he was a racist/bigoted/anti-EVERYTHING twat - I've had to unfriend him. I respect political differences, but when the ideology that he (my friend) is clinging to denies the existence of inequality based on race/gender/sexual orientation, I simply can't countenance it any longer. This makes me sad. Not only for his blindness in the matter, but for the closing of a 20+ yr friendship. I admit the same happened with a previous colleague who compared chosing my grandpas name -in case of getting a son- would be comparable with the name Adolf...which isnt...of course Ludwig would be an old name but heck, whose choice would it have been? Surely not hers... I admit I happily parted with her, it's regularly obsurd to observe, how so many folks think they have anything to say in my pregnancy...uhm...nope folks, you don't🙄 I admit, though, my child won't be named Ludwig, cause according to the doctor she is a girl😊 I admit, though, on the same note I was told to be careful with exercising as I got a placenta praevia totalis, which means the placenta is in the way for a natural birth and unless it still pulls up sideways (which is unlikely) she'll be born via ceserean 3-4 weeks earlier, so beginning or middle of december...instead of 7th of January...beside that she seems to be healthy and keeps kicking my organs around... I admit therefore my Coach and I stopped Crossfit immediately and on tuesday i will meet him the last time for PT until February/March next year...oh I miss Crossfit and Coach already big time😔😔😔 I admit, though, as you can bleed to death with that condition it is safer to do so and because of that we also cancelled our Honeymoon to Italy and will go to the east coast in Germany instead...so far thankfully everything goes fine (saturday next week we will enter the 7th month of pregnancy) so I am optimistic we continue to stay fine for quite a while, but still safer not to push our luck with going abroad when it is safer to stay at home...

OsideGirl -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/2/2016 2:42:43 PM)
I admit that I find it entertaining that people are still putting the "Notice to any institutions" crap in their profiles.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/2/2016 3:31:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I admit that I find it entertaining that people are still putting the "Notice to any institutions" crap in their profiles. I admit that "warning" is a super fast IQ test.

dcnovice -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/2/2016 3:37:44 PM)
I admit I saw a funny parody of it but can't remember where, alas.

ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/2/2016 11:24:22 PM)
I admit I'm up early but that is because my back is hurting and I need the computer time since we are doing yardwork later. I admit that I kinda splurge yesterday and got some bulbs for planting in the front flower garden. Lizard and I get to do that next weekend while she is up here. I admit that I like Mom's new mower...now if she would let me play with it...

Hillwilliam -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/3/2016 4:50:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice I admit I saw a funny parody of it but can't remember where, alas. Was it this one? WARNING: To ALL Institutions and/or individuals using this site or its associated sites for projects or personal use: Trust me on this one. I don't have a fucking thing you could possibly want. Now, go away.

MCLady2 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/3/2016 8:45:43 AM)
I admit I'm rarely online but when I am I always come here to read the newest from the oldest!

GreedyTop -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/4/2016 9:59:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I admit that tonight - after multiple attempts to point out to a friend that his presidential candidate choice was making him look like he was a racist/bigoted/anti-EVERYTHING twat - I've had to unfriend him. I respect political differences, but when the ideology that he (my friend) is clinging to denies the existence of inequality based on race/gender/sexual orientation, I simply can't countenance it any longer. This makes me sad. Not only for his blindness in the matter, but for the closing of a 20+ yr friendship. I admit the same happened with a previous colleague who compared chosing my grandpas name -in case of getting a son- would be comparable with the name Adolf...which isnt...of course Ludwig would be an old name but heck, whose choice would it have been? Surely not hers... I admit I happily parted with her, it's regularly obsurd to observe, how so many folks think they have anything to say in my pregnancy...uhm...nope folks, you don't🙄 I admit, though, my child won't be named Ludwig, cause according to the doctor she is a girl😊 I admit, though, on the same note I was told to be careful with exercising as I got a placenta praevia totalis, which means the placenta is in the way for a natural birth and unless it still pulls up sideways (which is unlikely) she'll be born via ceserean 3-4 weeks earlier, so beginning or middle of december...instead of 7th of January...beside that she seems to be healthy and keeps kicking my organs around... I admit therefore my Coach and I stopped Crossfit immediately and on tuesday i will meet him the last time for PT until February/March next year...oh I miss Crossfit and Coach already big time😔😔😔 I admit, though, as you can bleed to death with that condition it is safer to do so and because of that we also cancelled our Honeymoon to Italy and will go to the east coast in Germany instead...so far thankfully everything goes fine (saturday next week we will enter the 7th month of pregnancy) so I am optimistic we continue to stay fine for quite a while, but still safer not to push our luck with going abroad when it is safer to stay at home... Well, you COULD name her Andrea... (just saying... ) gigglesnort YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!!!! the fitness stuff will still be there!! WE HAVE A BABY to WELCOME!!!

Phoenixpower -> RE: I Admit It I........ (9/5/2016 3:59:17 AM)
lol thanks Greedytop😂😂😂 I admit, yes I know, PT and Crossfit won't run away... I admit, though, it seems to 95% that she will be named Luisa, though we still look around if another name pops up...after all, we still have 3 months time... I admit my husband interfered a lot into my preferred names but that one would be ok for both of us... I admit I still have a heck of a lot to do until my parents take over our house (for 3 weeks) on Saturday, so I better get going[:o]

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