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ExiledTyrant -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 12:17:59 PM)
I admit I am constantly wondering if anyone has ever filed for alimony pussy. I admit that if alimony is the money required to keep you in the lifestyle that you've come accustom, why isn't there alimony pussy to keep you in the pussy you've become accustom to? I admit it would be interesting to see that play out in court, "Your Honor, my client needs at least 5K a month in alimony to maintain the lifestyle she has become accustom to." "And my client is going to need about 96 hours a week of various sexual endeavors to keep him in the pussy he's become accustom to. We think it is only fair that the 5k be busted up by the hour to meet my clients demands." I admit I'd totally be a juror.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 12:26:56 PM)
That's absurd. It presupposes that the married guy now getting a divorce got pussy from his wife during the marriage. Maybe that first year or so, but after that he's become accustomed to alternatives [:D] Oops: I admit all of the above.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 1:22:05 PM)
I admit pfffttttt... I put so much mileage on my X wife's odometer I couldn't even sale her for scrap. I admit once a King always a King, but once a night, never enough.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 3:46:40 PM)
I admit I'm beyond exhausted and am a little worried I've over done it I admit I'm really excited over my new snow blower. Well, new to me. I admit I'm supposed to be getting rid of stuff. Not getting more, but! Snow blower!!!! I admit of things work as planned and I get this RV my son and daughter in law will move into the house and will need it anyway. So justified! I admit I'm taking a shower, a pain pill and going to bed. I admit...SNOW BLOWER

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 3:48:56 PM)
I also admit my Fat Crier is back. I admit he sure does like showing this fat chick attention cuz he keeps coming back.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 3:52:27 PM)
I admit your fat crier really hasn't seen pics of you. I admit I hope his favorite pie is crow pie. I admit one day he will have to eat a lot of it.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 4:15:55 PM)
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Shadow-tiger -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 6:25:23 PM)
I admit that my new toy arrived earlier today. I admit that my old one is getting ready to melt down soon. Literally. I admit that when I turned the new one on I nearly took a sledgehammer to it because of all the activation crap. I admit I CAN NOT WAIT to get home, rip it apart, and put the better parts I have waiting back in. I admit geeking out is fun and relaxing. I admit that I've seen WD showing off before. I admit that her fat crier is going to be eating a whole freakin' county full of crow!!! I admit that I'm envious of WD's snow blower. I admit that I'm more envious that she gets snow there. [:(] I admit that I spent far too freakin' long driving around today to bypass construction. I admit that I still have to drive far too freakin' long before I make it home tonight.

RockaRolla -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/21/2015 7:04:00 PM)
I admit you got a nice toy. I admit I had the same model laptop not too long ago. I admit I miss it. I admit it got to be a few years old, and I replaced it when the charger port got shot. I admit its replacement has not been measuring up.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 6:18:29 AM)
I admit I woke up this morning and felt a massive heaviness and sadness for my mom. I admit for some reason I can't stop crying. I admit, aren't you supposed to grieve for someone AFTER they are gone? Not while they are still with you? I admit I'm just really tired. I admit that I feel an overwhelming need to run away. I admit mom wants eggs, so I going to go make eggs instead. I admit it's a gorgeous day. My grand daughter is coming over and I want her to see a happy Nana. I admit I'm putting away the sadness and finding me some happy. I admit I hope I lose the sadness, like I misplace most things. Wouldn't that be nice.

ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 7:05:18 AM)
I admit I get to be the handywoman today...time to caulk the tub!!! I admit that I really want a claw foot tub but those things are expensive. I admit still not able to get on the bike...every time I try, the clouds open up and the rain starts pouring. I admit that Mom is still in bed...she needed the sleep. I admit that I have been buying Lotto tickets...there is a house in Pearland that I want...with an unfinished dungeon...err, I mean basement...

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 4:09:05 PM)
I admit we had a very successful yard sale. I admit I cleaned out 2 closets and several cupboards. We made some decent cash, I scored a snow blower for free, donated 4 big boxes to Goodwill and 3 boxes of kids clothes to the Alpha Women's Center. I admit I'm exhausted, but it's a good tired. A, I kicked clutters ass tired. I admit on a different note, I can't find an app that lets me resize pixels. I admit I want to change my avatar using my iPhone home but can't get the size right. I admit I don't want to have to pull out the laptop pfft. I admit I am just being lazy, but I know there has to be a free app out there that does it.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 4:34:02 PM)
I admit PixLR will do it, Win. Autcam is another you may want. I admit I was house boat shopping today. I admit I almost acquired one. I admit I resisted, but still itching for it :(

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 4:52:43 PM)
I admit you should scratch that itch! I admit I tried PixLR (I think) and it didn't seem to have the option but I'll revisit it, thanks

ExiledTyrant -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 5:10:18 PM)
I admit it'll be one more thing to liquidate before I go back to hawaii... but would make for a fun summer. I admit that you are probably using Pixlr wrong, I use it a lot ;)

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 5:18:38 PM)
I admit [sm=Groaner.gif] I admit I figured it out.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 5:48:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance I admit [sm=Groaner.gif] I admit I figured it out. I admit neener neener neener

shiftyw -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 6:43:00 PM)
I admit my feet hurt. I admit I'm feeling down. I admit we are so busy- it's consuming me.

ShaharThorne -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/23/2015 11:45:48 PM)
I admit that I need a massage on my lower back. It just hurts this morning. I admit that I want some cheeseburger this morning...with bacon...this soft food diet is driving me insane.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I Admit It I........ (5/24/2015 12:51:51 AM)
I admit my mom spilled water on the cable box and shorted it out at 3am. I admit I had to switch out tv's as well as cable cable boxes because her TV only had HD and the other cable box wasn't HD capable. I admit my son isn't going to be happy when he gets home. I took one of his tv's and his cable box. I admit if I get the other TV hooked up before he gets home he might not notice. I admit I'm so freaking tired I'm rambling in text. I admit I might as well just get up and resign myself to getting no sleep.

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