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jlf1961 -> RE: I Admit It I........ (2/8/2014 7:29:18 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff Ok. That's it! Bubble wrap for everyone!!! I admit that I never needed bubble wrap. I admit that playing football in high school, I broke my foot in the first quarter, and following the "play through the pain" philosophy, played the entire game. I admit that after the game, at the ER when they said it was broken, I was elated. It meant dates with any cheerleader or good looking girl in school, in most cases with benefits. I admit I dislocated a knee when some Dumb Fuck Air Force puke of a navigator screwed up and instead of putting us on the drop zone, put us on a tree covered mountain. I admit that during my rodeo days, I managed a compound fracture of my right leg, even had the bone poking through the skin. I admit that the "Buckle Bunnies" loved (alright loved is not the right word) but took very good care of me, and I did not need a shot of antibiotics after the cast came off. I admit that now, in my advanced years, every one of those old "tough guy" injuries makes themselves known in cold wet weather. I admit that I only take the Vicodin when the pain is too bad for me to relax and go to sleep, so 90 pills usually lasts me all winter and through the really bad days of early spring.
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