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Daddysredhead -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/30/2010 8:44:09 PM)
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I admit that earlier today, Thing 2 said, "Mom, you know that corset thing of yours?" (the "l'il bit whorey costume") I admit that I said, "Yeah, what about it?" I admit that she said, "Be honest, do you have a secret life?" I admit that I was a deer in headlights with a poker face. [8|] I admit that she said, "Oh come on... you know!" I admit I asked if she meant being a hooker. I admit that she was hysterical laughing and said, "No! Duh... a pole dancer, geez!" I admit that I just couldn't maintain my poker face and laughed my ass off and said, "Um, that would be a definite 'no.' Fat chicks and pole dancing doesn't always work very well for the pole." I admit that she said, "Well, ya' never know..." and laughed. I admit that I shared this conversation via text with some of my gal pals. I admit that my one very prudish friends, who is also very religious, but knows all about me... texted back, "Well, tell me, how much do pole dancers with whips make these days?" [:D]
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