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trappedinamuseum -> RE: I Admit It I........ (1/9/2010 7:00:15 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I admit that she is at it again. [8|] I admit that Thing 2 looked at me curled up on my bed, scrolling through pictures on my phone and said in this weird voice, "Mother, are you like one of those depressed teenagers, assuming the fetal position, and texting your friends to tell them how depressed you are?" [8|] I admit that right when I was folding up my bra after getting into my jammies, Thing 2 ran in and said, "Run free, little boobies, run free... you're out of your cage! Seize the day!" [8|] I admit that I asked what outfit she was going to wear to a party her dad is taking her and her brother to tomorrow and she said, "I think I shall wear socks, my birthday suit, and a black banner that says CENSORED on it so no one can see what they shouldn't." [8|] I admit that I told her to clean the litter box and she yelled out, "Why, Chloe, this is so fresh and moist... is this fresh-squeezed like Florida Grapefruit Juice?" [8|] I admit that when went to the store tonight and a man of Asian descent smiled at us and said, "Poor thing, are you cold, sweetie?" at her. I admit that she said, "Yeah... it's cold." I admit that once we were out of earshot, Thing 2 said, "Wow, they all seem to know I'm partly one of them, huh? Did you see his smile? I think he was trying to be nice, which was sweet... in a really Creepy McFeely way." [8|] I admit I ran into a display of Doritos when she said that because I nearly broke my neck to look at her. [8|] I admit that she thought my crashing into the display was funny and said, "Come along, Mother... watch where you're going, we need to use our visit wisely... it's almost time to get you back to the home." [8|] I admit that I just quit. I can't keep up with this kid's superior intellect. [&o] I admit that I am getting ready to go watch our movie now. I admit that I have nothing to say that Thing 2 has not already said. I admit that it is sad, yet admirable that someone half my age (about) is wittier than I. I admit that this makes me sad that it is time for a piece of chocolate mousse pie.
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