BrokenSaint
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Well therein lies the rub. There's people with fireworks, and there are assholes with fireworks. Assholes shouldn't have much of anything. This includes fireworks. Restricting sales at least on this side of the pond does pretty much a whole lot of nothing. Inter-state regulations being what they are, people just drive to other states (where the more powerful fireworks are still in fact illegal, but can be purchased by out of staters), and drop a few grand and fuel their entire neighborhood for the fourth. Used to actually sell them one summer. Favorite job of all time. People from NY and NJ would come over to Pa, and I'd show them around the store, make recommendations, teach them things about the differences in color/price ratio, getting the biggest bang for your buck, coordinating a show, 'mortar safety, etc. Most of them dropped a few grand, helped em' pack it up in their cars, got myself a substantial tip, and called it a day. Then went and played with all the damaged fireworks that we couldn't sell (albeit that were still perfectly servicable. Say the outside paper is ripped on a cake (cake is the colloquial term for the bigass multishots) exposing the tubes. Even if none of the tubes are damaged in any way (if they were, then it was truly defective, and you wouldn't want to light that puppy, so obviously one checks it out thoroughly) it still can't be sold. But.. it can give the employees one hell of a house party if it disappears before being carted off to be disposed of.). Most of the incidents over here you see with fireworks are accidental deaths from people getting liquored up, and still lighting them off. Unfortunately one still gets alot of improvised fireworks, made by kids at least around here. Noooooot the best idea, especially because most of them have never been taught how to properly handle anything larger than a sparkler, nor any experience in chem, explosives safety, lab protocols, etc. But the local professional shows, and the occasional individual who's trained putting on a neighborhood show thankfully cut down on it around the 4th.
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