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Daddysredhead -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:34:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DavanKael Red, rock on with that pitchin a tizzy. [;)] Davan You are too kind. [:D] OK, I'ma pitch a tizzy up in here because my new playmate's hubby STILL hasn't figured out that WIITWD is not about being abusive or scheming. FFS, I have written till my fingers were about to bleed, trying to explain to him that for DB and me, it is - first and foremost - about respect and understanding, of each other as well as other people. We hooked up with them Saturday and the hubby was ready for DB to kick the door down, grab his wife like a caveman, and punch him in the face. (Truth be told, I'da liked to seen that, but I'm kinda sassy that way.) So, now that we had a little meet and greet, and other stuff, and DB was nothing more than a gentleman, and I was so much the lady... he's still worried... for me. (You read that right... he's worried about ME now.) I asked my girlie why and she said that her hubby was worried that I was in my relationship non-consenually. insert blink-blink here She knows about WIITWD and is still learning, and has tried to explain what a stupid fear that is that he has. To this point, I think he is still fearful for me. [8\|] I'm so spoiled by the kinky friends. Why can't people be less stupid?

DarkSteven -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:35:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: DavanKael LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing! Davan I'm glad you liked it, Davan. Also, I wanted to wish you good luck on your first day tomorrow. Knock 'em dead. (In the non kinky type way, of course. [;)]) Davan's new job is as a hit woman??!?! [:-] [:-] [:-]

GoddessImaginos -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:36:36 PM)
How about "WALL-EYED" hissy fits? I have family members who are very very good at this kind..

Daddysredhead -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:37:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Can you pitch a tizzy if nobody goes "bless your heart". Please feel free, Des. We share our tizzies down here. And if you need one to pass out to someone else later... here it is: "Bless your heart." The ever helpful Red one [:)]

tazzygirl -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:38:56 PM)
I went to look at the other hissy fit. pft... he is such an amateur.

DavanKael -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:41:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: DavanKael LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing! Davan I'm glad you liked it, Davan. Also, I wanted to wish you good luck on your first day tomorrow. Knock 'em dead. (In the non kinky type way, of course. [;)]) Davan's new job is as a hit woman??!?! [:-] [:-] [:-] Damn, Steven, are ya trying to out me?! [sm=doh.gif] Davan (Staring balefully at the sword I was promised could cut 50 people in half before needing to be sharpened)

GoddessImaginos -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:41:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl I went to look at the other hissy fit. pft... he is such an amateur. Way.

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:46:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead We hooked up with them Saturday and the hubby was ready for DB to kick the door down, grab his wife like a caveman, and punch him in the face. (Truth be told, I'da liked to seen that, but I'm kinda sassy that way.) I'd like to pitch a hissy because DB didn't do what was expected. I too would love to have seen that. Perhaps he could grab me like a caveman??? I'd also like to pitch a hissy because this farkin electrical storm has knocked out my cell service & I had to pay $5 just to get online tonight.

DrkJourney -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 7:57:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead We hooked up with them Saturday and the hubby was ready for DB to kick the door down, grab his wife like a caveman, and punch him in the face. (Truth be told, I'da liked to seen that, but I'm kinda sassy that way.) I'd like to pitch a hissy because DB didn't do what was expected. I too would love to have seen that. Perhaps he could grab me like a caveman??? I'd also like to pitch a hissy because this farkin electrical storm has knocked out my cell service & I had to pay $5 just to get online tonight. now now now...I thought you pitched your fit and stomped off into the sunset in the brats hissy fit thread....lol not sure you're allowed two....LOL

Daddysredhead -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:05:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead We hooked up with them Saturday and the hubby was ready for DB to kick the door down, grab his wife like a caveman, and punch him in the face. (Truth be told, I'da liked to seen that, but I'm kinda sassy that way.) I'd like to pitch a hissy because DB didn't do what was expected. I too would love to have seen that. Perhaps he could grab me like a caveman??? I will put in a requistition for one caveman grab for Linea from DB. If it doesn't happen, I shall pitch a tizzy. nods firmly (just somewhere that DB can't see me... I'm not stupid, yanno)

sunshinemiss -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:07:39 PM)
takes a biggggggggggg deep breath. We "pitch a fit" where I come from... and I'm a do that... although not nearly as polite as Red (am I the ONLIEST one who could actually hear her "fit" being ever so calm?) ************************* Ok... so I'm moving to THE FRICKING MIDDLE EAST. right? Right. HOW MANY PEOPLE WILLINGLY MOVE TO THE fricking Middle East? NOT MANY. REALLY... SPECIALLY WIMMINS. So my visa... I mean COME THE HECK ON!!! GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY. I'm soooooooo sick of waiting. And of hearing... I thought you left (right here! I swear I am STILL right here) When are you leaving (I DON'T FRICKING KNOW) What's going on with your passport (ONLY ALLAH KNOWS) Aren't you worried about x, y, and z (YES, YES, AND NO... yes, I've put safeties in place, yes I'll register with the US embassy, and NO I don't think terrorists are gonna steal this fat old white lady) What are you doing while you're waiting (ANSWERING HISSY FIT THREADS ON CM AND OTHER WEB SITES, GETTING AS MUCH PORN INTO ME AS I CAN (that be bodice rippers), EATING PORK AND DRINKING WINE) Won't you miss... (YES THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO FRICKING WRITE TO ME) ohhh are you gonna have to wear one of those burqay things YES! (but no my face won't be covered.) AND NO IT'S NOT a bunch of tents and camels and women belly dancing (although that'd be pretty cool - I applied for that job but didn't get it... what? I have a belly...) So let me say. I'll let you know when I am about to leave. I PROMISE... in the meantime, please remember: THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO sigh I feel better already.

DrkJourney -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:15:06 PM)
Ya know...since my husband just happens to be in the middle east at this time....I would like to believe (as I've hypnotized myself to believe) That the place is full of wonderful folk, and there are butterflies and bunnies hopping all around........aaaahhhhhhh yes, that's it.... tell everyone that you'll be fine....I'm sure these are the same people that point out every horrible news story, and take great pride in telling me just how horrible it is and what incredible danger there is..... any whoo....frollic some for me when you go my prayers are always with you oh I forgot...while there, please knock my husband upside the head. He wants to buy me one of them there belly dancing outfits....supposed to send me pics this weekend so I can "pick" one..... I tried and tried to tell the boy...you don't get in a belly dancing outfit when you actually have a belly....lol

yourdarkdesire -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:20:20 PM)
I'd like to dedicate my hissy fit tonight to my one and only Princess - she of the multiple infections requiring a variety of medications. Not to mention she is off school all week. Not to mention she won't sleep past 7:30. Not to mention she won't take a nap. Which means .... you guessed .... I missed my nap. I want my nap!!!!! I haven't had a nap in four days!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [:(][:(][:(][:(][:(]

LadyPact -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:23:09 PM)
Don't despair, sunshine! I have it on good authority that porn can absolutely be obtained. It can be purchased from the locals. The black market is alive and well. As for the belly dancing costumes, I've seen some of the pictures from that bazaar and they are beautiful (I can't say the same thing for the porn.) I have some pictures in My normal person email somewhere. Hey...... Wait just a darn minute. How do you keep ending up in places all over the world that My males get sent? Are you trying to sneak into the family somehow? LOL.

sunshinemiss -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:25:06 PM)
sunshine, busted by Lady Pact. I'm sorry Ma'am. I've been found out. I should have just asked all nice and stuff... but....You gonna punish me? hmmm? *crosses fingers

DrkJourney -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:26:13 PM)
are you saying maybe I should keep an eye on her too? hey she'll be there with both of our guys.....ok, I'm not liking this at aaaallllll....lol

sunshinemiss -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:29:09 PM)
You know, I was offered jobs in both Iraq and Afghanistan... but ummmm I don't think so... Now where exactly are your fellows? *gets out the map...

sirsholly -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:29:37 PM)
quote: Just a question here, please. Since I'm from the South, would it be all right to use a "Southernism" in this thread, as a term of art, so to speak? I do not have hissy fits. I actually "pitch a tizzy." i am from the North (Pittsburgh) and here we "toss a tizzy" and if that doesn't work, you follow up by "flipping a fit" Sorta like this---->[sm=rant.gif]

DrkJourney -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:33:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss You know, I was offered jobs in both Iraq and Afghanistan... but ummmm I don't think so... Now where exactly are your fellows? *gets out the map... oh, then I"m safe...mine is in Afgahnistan......whew...lol But still go by and thump him on the head fer me...lol

DrkJourney -> RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit (10/20/2009 8:35:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: Just a question here, please. Since I'm from the South, would it be all right to use a "Southernism" in this thread, as a term of art, so to speak? I do not have hissy fits. I actually "pitch a tizzy." i am from the North (Pittsburgh) and here we "toss a tizzy" and if that doesn't work, you follow up by "flipping a fit" Sorta like this---->[sm=rant.gif] ooookaaaay.....was trying to take my allergy meds....shouldn't do that and read your posts...lol

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