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scribeofclio -> Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 3:47:38 AM)

Hello A/all!

I have this deeply problematic friend who I'm meeting in couple of weeks and my girlfriend and I would like to give him a bit of a shock. Y'know, just for shits and giggles. He's conservative Catholic, conservative period, and deeply invested in traditional gender roles (not to mention homophobic). Any ideas for what we should wear/do to scare him a bit? :)

For the record, I'm Domme and she's more sub.




housesub4you -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 4:35:45 AM)

The old true classic Nun outfit with a collar and chain/leash






sirsholly -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 4:45:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: housesub4you

The old true classic Nun outfit with a collar and chain/leash



a pregnant nun generally raises an eyebrow....




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 5:22:38 AM)

chick as priest with slicked hair and pencil moustache!

male:  flamenco dancer, Harim style!




TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 10:14:03 AM)

Though I am snickering a little at these comments, I have a little less 'risque' of an input (you dirt devils :P).

My uncle was extremely traditional, so from that I've learned that nice, form fitting pants (that don't muffin top, make sure they fit nicely!) and a snug little sweater with some boobage action helps! To accent the cleavage, find a long, sparkly or flashy necklace that dips delicately toward it. Since it's a little cooler out (or at least it is here), I would even go as far as wrapping a scarf around the neck as it throws complete focus on the exposed girlfriends.

If you want over the top, I'm always a fan of the jeans-corset-little jacket combo with heels. I still stand by the necklace idea, though!




thishereboi -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 10:32:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TheGaggingWh0re

Though I am snickering a little at these comments, I have a little less 'risque' of an input (you dirt devils :P).

My uncle was extremely traditional, so from that I've learned that nice, form fitting pants (that don't muffin top, make sure they fit nicely!) and a snug little sweater with some boobage action helps! To accent the cleavage, find a long, sparkly or flashy necklace that dips delicately toward it. Since it's a little cooler out (or at least it is here), I would even go as far as wrapping a scarf around the neck as it throws complete focus on the exposed girlfriends.

If you want over the top, I'm always a fan of the jeans-corset-little jacket combo with heels. I still stand by the necklace idea, though!



Are you trying to scare him or get him into bed?




Muttling -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 10:39:20 AM)

A few ideas.....

1 - Dress hard core conservative.   Dark skirt, white blouse, hair pulled back, etc.   Have your girlfriend act a little out of line as a set up and slap her bottom in front of him.  "Be nice."  "Yes ma'am." He'll be so shocked he won't know what to do.

2 - Both you and your girlfriend wear costume jewelry engagement rings and wait for him to ask who you're engaged to marry.  hehe

3 - Wait for him to say or do something that is just marginally off and tell him "Don't make me spank you."  Have your girlfriend follow up with, "Please don't, she leaves welts."

Hard core vanillas are so much fun to mess with.




calamitysandra -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 11:30:41 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: housesub4you

The old true classic Nun outfit with a collar and chain/leash



a pregnant nun generally raises an eyebrow....



A pregnant nun with a sign saying "The Devil did it!".




scribeofclio -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 11:47:27 AM)

*grins*

You have no idea how much you all have made our day! I'm particularly pleased with the this idea:

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Dress hard core conservative. Dark skirt, white blouse, hair pulled back, etc. Have your girlfriend act a little out of line as a set up and slap her bottom in front of him. "Be nice." "Yes ma'am." He'll be so shocked he won't know what to do.


I'm *so* doing that.




Muttling -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 1:15:00 PM)

I feel like I corrupting our nation's youth.


sniff, sniff.....I'm so proud you.




GoddessImaginos -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 1:20:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: calamitysandra


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: housesub4you

The old true classic Nun outfit with a collar and chain/leash



a pregnant nun generally raises an eyebrow....



A pregnant nun with a sign saying "The Devil did it!".


Cool, now I know what I'm going to be for Samhain, I mean Hallowe'en. I was just going to stick a HELLO My Name Is badge to My chest with either the word "God" or "Your Worst Nightmare" on it..
I mean, if I'm going to hell for blasphemy anyway, why not go for broke, right? [:D]




DemonKia -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 3:09:50 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif]




Demon Approved Thread




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 3:16:35 PM)

Otherwise known as "DAT" thread




DemonKia -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 3:25:11 PM)

*snicker*

Okay, I guess I oughta contribute something, tho' after all the brilliant ideas already on display I think all I have to offer is that, yeah, I think one can be far more transgressive in the outward appearance of 'prim, proper, conservative, business attire' kinda thing, with maybe some skew to it . . . . .

Love the hard-core cross-dressing thing when it's F2M, especially if the CD really works at 'passing', that can genderfuck with people's heads so much all on its own . . . . . (Don't forget to pack! & be generous with yourself, your sock drawer won't mind . . . . . ) Maybe the one who's 'dressing as the guy' can 'play the chick role' & vice versa . . . . .

Sounds like fun . . . . . .




scribeofclio -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 3:26:09 PM)

*puffs up with pride* Ooh! Thank you! :)

@Muttling: *teary smile* Have I done good? Really? :)




scribeofclio -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 3:28:33 PM)

To DemonKia:

Oh! Great idea! I'm so going to go tell my gf to raid her sock drawer and put on her best butch face. :)




Muttling -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 3:49:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: scribeofclio

*puffs up with pride* Ooh! Thank you! :)

@Muttling: *teary smile* Have I done good? Really? :)


Otay, story time....

Mutt has a history of corrupting females....

As a grad student, I taught a self defense class.  One of my students was an 18 year old gal who wouldn't hit back.   We spent weeks just getting her to hit back.

Then we did the pepper spray training.   Pass the test with simulants and get your pepper spray.

On the way home from that class, some guy tried to grab her purse. When UT police got there, she was on top of him.   She'd spray him, punch him a few times, then scream "You messed with the wrong bitch this time!!!" and repeat.


I was so proud.  *sniff, sniff*


Unfortnately, we had to go back over the lesson on when self defense becomes aggrevated assault.




winterlight -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 5:03:37 PM)

LMAO at Muttling.....

Thanks for making me laugh when i really needed it!




HatesParisHilton -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 9:02:11 PM)

"To DemonKia:

Oh! Great idea! I'm so going to go tell my gf to raid her sock drawer and put on her best butch face. :) "


it's not about a "Butch face", it's "hair" plus a little (I stress LITTLE, but TALENTED) face make-up.
Kryolan water-base, used for DECADES on stage, honeybunch!  (or is that "Hiney-bunch"?)

I mean SHIT,woman, it's Halloween time, make an EFFORT!  LOL!

(I don't care if you're a woman or not, and thus you don't get to make a reference to my calling you "woman", because

A: you are asking for gender bendery ideas

B: you are using a woman's face for your user-pic




subfever -> RE: Fashion, as it regards scaring people (10/9/2009 9:22:39 PM)

A video of you taking your girlfriend in a D/s strap-on session while wearing your dommiest outfit might shake him up just a tad.




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