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GotSteel -> netspeak = fail (9/22/2009 8:51:03 PM)
A dating site called OkCupid analyzed so 500,000 first contacts with a keyword program and found some amusing correlations, such as exactly how unlikely it is for someone to respond to the email "ur hot" [;)] It also turns out that emails discussing zombies are more likely to get a response than those containing the word "literature". http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/09/14/online-dating-advice-exactly-what-to-say-in-a-first-message/comment-page-2/

sirsholly -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 2:39:11 AM)
so would you get a response if you told someone "ura hot zombie"?

Arpig -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 5:11:32 AM)
Come on Holly, you know damned well you would reply that email with at least a "WTF!?".

IrishMist -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 5:18:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly so would you get a response if you told someone "ura hot zombie"? LMFAO

Marc2b -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 6:39:33 AM)
Wouldn't zombies be room temperature?

MusicalBoredom -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 6:51:06 AM)
I prefer my zombies slightly chilled.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 6:53:24 AM)
Rather have my zombies compliant and obedient.

YoursMistress -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 7:11:27 AM)
Are there zombie Dommes? If so I want one.

Lockit -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 9:30:47 AM)
LOL... The way some talk Your's is... there is proof of zombie domme's. I'm not sure how much they are in demand though. My zombie time come's and goes depending on coffee intake, leaving the dingly domme for most of the rest of the day... I don't see much demand out there for that! hehe

DemonKia -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 9:39:19 AM)
shambles onstage, arms outstretched Slaves, I need slaves . . . . . . . Must have slaves . . . . . . shambles offstage, chasing some poor, weak, helpless submissive

LadyPact -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 10:38:26 AM)
The zombies aside, I thought this was very interesting. It confirms the advice we've been giving around here for years about initial contacts. Thank you for posting the link.

Musicmystery -> RE: netspeak = fail (9/23/2009 8:06:38 PM)
quote: emails discussing zombies are more likely to get a response than those containing the word "literature" Good. I like to weed things down to people I'd actually be interested in meeting.

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