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VioletGray -> RE: The greatest song ever (9/22/2009 8:04:29 PM)
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All of this chatter is irrelevant. People who like this song, that song, or another song all taste the same to Cthulhu. The best thing that can be done in preparation is to baste yourselves in a tangy sauce so that when he consumes you, you'll at least go down smooth. Here's my recipe:
- Two Bottles of Masterpiece spicy Barbecue sauce.
- One You.
- Three tablespoons of seasoned salt.
- Two pints of innocent blood, preferably children.
- A clove of garlic.
Draw a symbol in blood under the bathtub. Pour the sauce in the bathub, then roll around in it like a crocodile while chanting "Ia! Ia! Ia Cthulu Ftagn!" Season yourself, then shove the garlic in all available orifices. Take your sacrificial dagger and make new orifices if you feel appropriate.
Enjoy Oblivion!
Other than that, you'd better hope that Azathoth could use an extra flute player.
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