popeye1250
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Joined: 1/27/2006 From: New Hampshire Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou quote:
Slaveboy, customer service eh? That's good, you guide the customers through the sale and take care of any problems I guess. "Hey you, buy this fuckin' car or I'm gonna slap you around you jerk!" "Go get your checkbook you asshole, you afraid of your wife or something you pussy!" "C'man, get it up!" Yeah, "customer service," I could do that! LOL. No Popeye, I'm working at a call center for a phone company. I help people with phone and billing issues. I sit on my ass and answer phones all day and go through files on the computer. I get some interesting calls, and a lot of comments on my southern accent lol. It's not a bad gig. Slaveboy, that has some potential! You could do some "Jerkey Boys" on the pain- in -the -ass callers! "What? Uncle Freddy's dead!!!?" "You mutherfucker you killed Uncle Freddie!!!" "Pay your bill you fuckin' tightwad!" "I'm gonna shut your phone off right now Asshole!" Or you could do a foreign accent; "Halo mudda fuccka!" "What you acount number?" "Ohhhhhhhh, you da guy with small dick hung like hampster!" You could have some fun with it! Answer with; "Peter's pickles and penis pumps, how may we help you?"
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