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OttersSwim -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 11:19:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

Now, by 'unpopular kinks', what do you mean exactly?  Things like dressing up like a green antelope and singing national anthems to an audience of angry old people who don't understand english, while being whipped  with a cardboard tube?  If so, get ahold of me!  I'm looking for a good sub to do that for me, and I'm willing to sign a great big check if need be. ;)



FINALLY!!!!!  SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!

/worship




Analeptic -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 4:19:46 PM)

Guess I'm the odd man out in this bunch...I saw the thread title, and immediately Fiddler on the Roof popped into my head...

If I were a scammer,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum...




mnottertail -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 4:23:35 PM)

I'd build a  big tall house with rooms by the dozen;
right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below;
there could be one long stair case just going up ---
and one even longer coming down;
and one more going nowhere;
just for show......

they wouldn't get it, in Accra. Muslim country, don't you know?




BKSir -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 4:25:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

Now, by 'unpopular kinks', what do you mean exactly?  Things like dressing up like a green antelope and singing national anthems to an audience of angry old people who don't understand english, while being whipped  with a cardboard tube?  If so, get ahold of me!  I'm looking for a good sub to do that for me, and I'm willing to sign a great big check if need be. ;)



FINALLY!!!!!  SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!

/worship



Oh, you already know I adore you... unfortunately, we're playing for different teams.  *sigh*  [:D]




KCalli -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 4:27:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha



Maybe all the ladies here should, for charity, open their IMs and inboxes and make a pledge to dominate any and all men online who ask for it - for a donation to Breast Cancer awareness or something - for 1 day.  Then we can all feel good about it!!   :)

Akasha



Sweet, I love that idea...whaddya say?




OttersSwim -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 4:29:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

Now, by 'unpopular kinks', what do you mean exactly?  Things like dressing up like a green antelope and singing national anthems to an audience of angry old people who don't understand english, while being whipped  with a cardboard tube?  If so, get ahold of me!  I'm looking for a good sub to do that for me, and I'm willing to sign a great big check if need be. ;)



FINALLY!!!!!  SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!

/worship



Oh, you already know I adore you... unfortunately, we're playing for different teams.  *sigh*  [:D]



dammit.....[sm=m23.gif]

Ah well, here is a dancing banana for you as a token of my appreciation...but it's not a tribute, no Sir...not at all... [sm=banana.gif]




mnottertail -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 4:29:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KCalli

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha



Maybe all the ladies here should, for charity, open their IMs and inboxes and make a pledge to dominate any and all men online who ask for it - for a donation to Breast Cancer awareness or something - for 1 day.  Then we can all feel good about it!!   :)

Akasha



Sweet, I love that idea...whaddya say?



OK, what the hell....Sign me up for a tit.
Ron




AAkasha -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 4:41:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KCalli

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha



Maybe all the ladies here should, for charity, open their IMs and inboxes and make a pledge to dominate any and all men online who ask for it - for a donation to Breast Cancer awareness or something - for 1 day.  Then we can all feel good about it!!   :)

Akasha



Sweet, I love that idea...whaddya say?



If someone has experience setting up a way to funnel money to a cause and can set it up (something like http://www.chipin.com/) then let's do it!! ;0

Akasha




naughtysubK -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 5:25:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Analeptic

Guess I'm the odd man out in this bunch...I saw the thread title, and immediately Fiddler on the Roof popped into my head...

If I were a scammer,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum...




lol,   that's the exact same thought I have every time I see this thread title. 

I'd scam ev'ry body in the world
If I were a scamming girl




Acer49 -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/19/2009 6:28:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

With the rash of posts we have (once again) had regarding the complaints about scammers, tributes, pro dommes, and other related money topics, I thought I'd offer this up.  It's not going to surprise Me if it's pulled or moved.  If it stays on the general board, it's not going to shock Me if it ticks a lot of people off.

With that said.........

If I was a scammer.

First of all, I would have two profiles on CM.  One, of course, would be as a Dominant female.  The other would be as a submissive female.  Needless to say, I would put up pictures of very hot, young women for these profiles.  Probably a model type of about 25 with a great build.  Of course she'd be dressed in fetish wear.  Each of these profiles would definitely list as being single.

Then, I would go searching for targets.  Well, you might be asking yourself, out of all of these profiles on CM, how would you find a good target?  I'm ever so glad you asked because I'm about to tell you.

Naturally, I'd be targeting males.  It is My belief that males are the ones who have brought the financial issue into BDSM.  There's a long history of males being the ones that have supported the porn industry for fantasy.  They have absolutely displayed that they believe the attentions and/or affections of females can be bought for centuries.  Since they have made money the great equalizer when compared with either Dominance or submission, I'd let them.

That doesn't really narrow it down a whole lot, does it?  So let's go to those areas that I think would be next.

I would specifically target males who have joined the site during certain times of the year.  Specifically those who had joined around major holidays that focus on having someone else in a person's life.  I'm thinking Christmas (or Boxing Day), New Years, and yes, even Valentine's Day.  Times of year that, statistically, it's proven that people are feeling lonely.  (If you doubt that, ask what times of year have the highest cases of reported depression.)  I'd be zoning in on that big time.  While it's not a perfect science (please look at My own date of joining the site) it would be where I would start.

Next, I'd be looking at a certain age group.  Probably 40-60.  Not young enough to not be established financially and not old enough not to have excess income.  These folks are ripe for the picking.  Oh, I'd especially look for those who mention in their profile that they have their own home or business.  My eyes would light up like dollar signs.

Unpopular kinks?  Paydirt!  That would definitely be My mark!  Those who have trouble finding their match due to being less than optimal.  Those unpopular kinks are an absolute goldmine!  Harder to find when it comes to someone who honestly enjoys certain things.

Oh, and I'd certainly look for desparation.  The kind that is almost so thick you can smell it in the air.  The ones that have no social links in their profile.  They don't speak of family or friends.  Those in isolated areas would be a bonus.  I'd look for words in profiles that would get My mind spinning.  No sweeter fruit could I have!

Now.  If you saw yourself here in what I've written, do not blame Me.  It's time that you took a look at yourself.  You who came along and made yourself the prey of those who see you for your wallet and not for who you are.  I am no brilliant mind, but I absolutely see it.  Perhaps it is time to see it in yourself and change that which makes you nothing more than a target.




Pros
If you are a pro and your profile clearly states that, fine go in peace
However if you are a pro that is not up front then and attempts to manipulate, then I do have a problem with that. But them I am not a sub, so I don’t have this problem

Tributes
If I received a laundry list of wants and it did not include an equal consideration of my wants, I might require a tribute too.

Scammers
If it looks to good to be true, it usually is. I avoid ones that are basically empty profiles or those that profess no limits (Well, my kink is dismemberment, are you ok with that?) I do not believe the fakes I have encountered are actually real people. Call them a “Bitch” or a “Whore” they reply with “How may I serve you”, call them a poorly written computer program, they get very indignant. Anyone that tells me how great my profile is, yet has never viewed it, do I have idiot stamped on my head…Not!!! I don’t troll profiles. I try to send the people who view my profile a thank you note and I will comment on theirs. This usually generates a dialog or I will comment on something they may have posted in the forums, a place scammers do not go as of yet.




ResidentSadist -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 1:35:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I would specifically target males who have joined the site during certain times of the year.  Specifically those who had joined around major holidays
Next, I'd be looking at a certain age group.  Probably 40-60. 
Unpopular kinks?  Paydirt!  That would definitely be My mark! 
Oh, and I'd certainly look for desparation.  The kind that is almost so thick you can smell it in the air. 


Dear LadyPact,
Happy Valentines day future Mistress! I hope this day brings you many pleasures from lowly slaves such as myself.

I could be your best slave because I live to serve when I am not busy running my multinational company. I am compelled to write you because you have the most attractive nostrils I have ever seen. I wish to worship them, care for them and make love to them. I would be a wonder slave and pay tribute to you and your glorious nostrils.

I look forward to becoming your indentured servant and will have my PA make travel arrangements should you find me worthy.

Sincerely,
Kalon Eric, President
Biggest International Corporation
124 1st Ave W STE # 133
NYC, NY

Enclosures: Cock-shot1.jpg, Cock-in-nose.jpg, Cum-in-nose.jpg, sissy-outfit1.jpg, sissy-outfit1.jpg




stella41b -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 2:59:21 AM)

Okay everyone, sing along...

Ooooh
Ooooh

If I were a scammer
I'd scam here in the morning
I'd scam here in the evening
All over this site
I'd scam all the male subs
I'd scam all the male doms
I'd scam all of the dollars
Between the subbies and the doms
All over this site

(repeat)




ShiftedJewel -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 5:14:34 AM)

Damnit... you mean that $1200 I sent that girls retired Master so I could own her free and clear was a scam??

Jewel




GreedyTop -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 5:49:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I'd build a  big tall house with rooms by the dozen;
right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below;
there could be one long stair case just going up ---
and one even longer coming down;
and one more going nowhere;
just for show......

they wouldn't get it, in Accra. Muslim country, don't you know?


dammit, Ron................




Musicmystery -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 7:53:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

Okay everyone, sing along...

Ooooh
Ooooh

If I were a scammer
I'd scam here in the morning
I'd scam here in the evening
All over this site
I'd scam all the male subs
I'd scam all the male doms
I'd scam all of the dollars
Between the subbies and the doms
All over this site

(repeat)



Beat ya to this one, stella!


quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

If I were a scammer,
I'd scam 'em in the morning;
I'd scam 'em in the evening,
All over this land.

I'd scam out warnings!
I'd scam out dangers!
I'd scam about the love between
the subbies and the slavers
Al-ll o-ver this lan--an--an--and...
Mmm...mmm....mmm.....mmm....






stella41b -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 1:40:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

quote:

ORIGINAL: stella41b

Okay everyone, sing along...

Ooooh
Ooooh

If I were a scammer
I'd scam here in the morning
I'd scam here in the evening
All over this site
I'd scam all the male subs
I'd scam all the male doms
I'd scam all of the dollars
Between the subbies and the doms
All over this site

(repeat)



Beat ya to this one, stella!


quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

If I were a scammer,
I'd scam 'em in the morning;
I'd scam 'em in the evening,
All over this land.

I'd scam out warnings!
I'd scam out dangers!
I'd scam about the love between
the subbies and the slavers
Al-ll o-ver this lan--an--an--and...
Mmm...mmm....mmm.....mmm....





Yes you did (that's what comes from not reading the entire thread) and now that you've brought my attention to it I prefer your version. Thanks for pointing it out.




CallaFirestormBW -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 2:37:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

If I were a scammer,
I'd scam 'em in the morning;
I'd scam 'em in the evening,
All over this land.

I'd scam out warnings!
I'd scam out dangers!
I'd scam about the love between
the subbies and the slavers
Al-ll o-ver this lan--an--an--and...
Mmm...mmm....mmm.....mmm....




HEY... when I saw the OP title, this was EXACTLY what I was going to post!!! Holy Mr. Whipple, Batman!!!

DC




mnottertail -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 2:46:24 PM)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssss.

Was gonna; was gonna.....

I was gonna scam you, but you fucked that up.

R




Musicmystery -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 2:58:09 PM)

Didn't Richard Wagner write an opera about this? Scammerdammerrung or something like that?




LATEXBABY64 -> RE: If I Were A Scammer (8/20/2009 4:28:34 PM)

i keep hearing fiddler on the roof shrugs




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