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LookieNoNookie -> I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:27:29 PM)



Why the hell are you all so damned hard to understand?

Truly....what (the fuck) up with chics?

Honestly....you're so weird...all of you....(you all look great by the way...but you're FUCKING weird...every damned one of you)....

Like socks....put away.....car keys....wtf is it with you all?

I'm gonna focus on the socks....

So...what's with the whole socks thing?






thishereboi -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:28:17 PM)

There are some things in life your just not meant to understand. I think women is one of those things.




pyroaquatic -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:43:47 PM)

Women are hard to understand because you don't listen to them mindlessly.

[8|]

Jeez, get back to being a drone for the queen bee yo.

:D

Also.... WTF are you talking about?




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:47:39 PM)

(I left ALL the fucking French out!!!!)




ShaharThorne -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:48:18 PM)

We have dedicated our lives to being mysterious to you, Lookie, especially with the socks. [:D]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:49:19 PM)

(They're fucking weird).

(They think weird things).

They LOOK great!!!!

(But they're remarkably fucking weird!!!!)




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:51:40 PM)

(By the way....I want one....I just want them to talk to me twice a week.....on Tuesdays).




Level -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 6:53:50 PM)

They smell good, too.

Most of 'em.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:01:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

They smell good, too.

Most of 'em.


(I actually hate that about them...they got a significant advantage...I'm actually working with my govt connections to see that they pay higher taxes....that whole smelling good thing is a bit discomforting.....they kind of own that whole smelling good thing...).





purepleasure -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:04:45 PM)

lookie, if we smelled like guys...

well, then you'd understand us




LadyPact -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:06:56 PM)

On the socks.....

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=974512&key=socks

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1453847&key=socks

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1004317&key=socks

And My personal favorite.....

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=2513953&key=socks




Level -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:07:32 PM)

No, no higher taxed, LNN.... imagine the protests.... droves of women, rolling around in dead shit on the ground like dogs, acquiring stank...[:o]




Venatrix -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:28:01 PM)

Lookie, you've got to stop turning on the charm.  You'll have women in the streets ripping your clothes off, if you carry on like this.




Level -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:38:11 PM)

Ripping his socks off.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:39:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

No, no higher taxed, LNN.... imagine the protests.... droves of women, rolling around in dead shit on the ground like dogs, acquiring stank...[:o]


(I fucking HATE that shit when it happens!!!!)




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:40:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

Lookie, you've got to stop turning on the charm.  You'll have women in the streets ripping your clothes off, if you carry on like this.


I know...it's a freakin gift....(even I don't know how I do it half the time).




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/15/2009 7:44:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

Lookie, you've got to stop turning on the charm.  You'll have women in the streets ripping your clothes off, if you carry on like this.


You're right....I blame myself....

(I'll be over --------> flogging moi).




hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/16/2009 6:00:38 AM)

I just want some of whatever drugs you were on when you decided to post this last night......
 
(besides...... we're not difficult to understand...... just acknowledge up front that we're always right, you're always wrong unless you're agreeing that we're right, and do what we want you to do without us having to verbally tell you specifically what it is that we want you to do..... appologize profusely for everything, learn to grovel well, and have yourself outfitted with a device that allows you to breath through the back of your neck {ears don't cut it - if you're doing things properly, you won't be able to use your ears}..... )




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/16/2009 7:49:32 AM)

Okay the socks?  You KNOW it is the catz that have them, right?  And you are just BLAMING us?




Daddysredhead -> RE: I know...it's my annual tribute to women... (8/16/2009 9:36:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

(I left ALL the fucking French out!!!!)


Alors...  [&o]   Moi, j'aime beaucoup quand on parle francais.




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