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NightTigress -> Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 1:06:12 PM)

I am sure at least most of you have heard this quote, just in case you have not heard it before it ends with, "Perverted is using the whole chicken."

My question to the many of you who say you are perverted, how would you incorporate a whole chicken into your play? I am very interested in any ideas that are generated with this one. Please have fun with this post.



SteelofUtah -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 2:41:47 PM)

Hmmmm most of the Imediate answers violate TOS. so we will move on..........

I would chain her neck to teh table and put the chicken (Think Butterball Not Bock Bock Bock ) then I would single tail the fuck out of it untill peices are flying off in her face... Then I would go... Okay Your Turn.

Great Mind Fuck.

Steel



NightTigress -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 2:45:01 PM)

I am thinking of a variation of a game show I heard of. Put the sub in a cage full of chickens and tell them they are not allowed to make any noise as you start throwing little bits of chicken food in



LadyPact -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 3:05:34 PM)

Feathers, of course, light tickling.

Beak for some light pecking.

Feet could be used for some great scratches down the back.

Then, order someone to get their ass in the kitchen and make dinner.  Have it served in high protocol fashion.


There ya go.  That's the whole chicken.

(Hey, a gal's gotta eat.)



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 6:25:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NightTigress

I am sure at least most of you have heard this quote, just in case you have not heard it before it ends with, "Perverted is using the whole chicken."

My question to the many of you who say you are perverted, how would you incorporate a whole chicken into your play? I am very interested in any ideas that are generated with this one. Please have fun with this post.


How does the chicken fit into this?



DesFIP -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 6:49:12 PM)

Actually if we're talking a rubber chicken, I've heard being beaten with one of them is really painful.



MistressWolfen -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 6:57:38 PM)

I think that one chicken is just too tame....role play with at least a dozen chickens comes to mind. Dress slave up in good sturdy wellies, jeans and a tshirt, have him hold shovel in one hand and pail in the other. Drape bag of feed over his shoulder. Mistress fetish garb consists of comfie flannel nightie, pink bunny slippers and cup of coffee. Enunciate in clear ringing tones.....you slave....we are playing collect the eggs and clean the chicken coop out. Mind you do not startle the laying hens.



stella41b -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 6:59:06 PM)

You could just get the sub to cross the road.



peachgirl -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/6/2009 8:14:21 PM)

somewhere, around my house, is a file folder full of ridiculous things that crossed my desk when I worked for an auto insurance company.

in there is a copy of a police report of a man pulled over for erratic driving on the freeway.  in the front passenger seat of his car was a dead chicken.  when the police officer asked him what he was doing with the chicken, the man replied, "I f*cked it".



pixidustpet -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/7/2009 9:43:14 AM)

having raised chickens?  no way, no how are they gonna be involved in the love life.

unless its as a meal before or after.  [:)]

kitten



slaveluci -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/7/2009 1:26:51 PM)

This topic reminds me of a great movie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Flamingos

Weird "chicken in your love life" scene in it[8D]

luci



subrob1967 -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/7/2009 5:06:32 PM)

Don't know about the whole chicken, but the feather can be quite painful to a male sub like myself, using a certain technique[;)]



Joseff -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/7/2009 5:10:22 PM)

Usually, I would hand her the chicken and say, "Here, cook this."



Arpig -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/7/2009 10:00:12 PM)

Joseff beat me to it



LadyPact -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/7/2009 10:05:12 PM)

No, I beat you both to it.  You just missed it.  [8D]



VanityFix -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/7/2009 10:39:59 PM)

eating shake and baked chicken skin off a lover... mmm so se.. no wait thats kinda sick really..



Joseff -> RE: Kinky is using a feather... (8/8/2009 2:49:51 PM)

Indeed you did, Lady Pact. Point to you.



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