Mercnbeth
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The decorating is progressing, food is ordered, cake under construction, fire permit for the massive amount of candles pending. All that's missing is YOU! Get you ass UP here~! There's already a line forming for you outside the gate. We've been giving out wrist bands to keep their place in line. Anyone wanting to convey and assign their gift of birthday spanks to another let us know. There will be plenty of party goers to willing to pinch-hit for you. Speaking of stand-ins; maybe you can convince beth to 'pinch-receive' for you? Simply designate Intensity and Implement: Hand Flogger (Choose Type - Rope (With or without knots)/Swede/Leather/spline/horsehair/Bungee (whoops - off menu due to theft!) Flat Paddle Curved Paddle (Made by Simply Michael) Cane (wood/acrylic/bamboo) Various diameters and lengths available Crop Strap Tawse Simon Legree Single-tail Back Scratcher (Commonly used for 'Steel Warm-up') Intensity Love Taps That will get her attention That Stings! HOLY SHIT! MOTHER FUCKER!!! Steel Warm-up Wonder if we can set up a web-cam so people can view the festivities? What do you think, $19.95 with all the proceeds going to the 'Folsom Street Fair' charities? Maybe we can get Wyld to autograph some 'before/after' pictures? Pre-order a Video of the event NOW! Looking forward to seeing you later today - WyldHrt'. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE ALREADY!???
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