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defiantbadgirl -> Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:37:54 PM)

They strut. They love gazing at themselves. They brag about how perfect they are. They look for imperfections in others so they can criticize them. Of course the best thing to do is avoid them. But if you can't, what are some good ways to cut them down to size?




Mercnbeth -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:38:54 PM)

Mirrors




Knight0Errant -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:40:15 PM)

Look on them with pity for a moment and then ignore them.

Insulting them gives them attention, which just feeds that ego.




Venalismihi -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:43:12 PM)

"They love gazing at themselves." and Mercnbeth suggest mirrors???




Mercnbeth -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:44:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Venalismihi

"They love gazing at themselves." and Mercnbeth suggest mirrors???

Usually they are using the 'circus' mirrors. Put up a good one reflecting back an exact image and they'll turn into vampires.




Aylee -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:47:28 PM)

Here you are.




LotusSong -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:48:42 PM)

Silence. Do not acknowledge them.




SteelofUtah -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 2:54:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: defiantbadgirl

Of course the best thing to do is avoid them. But if you can't, what are some good ways to cut them down to size?


I LOVE these People, They are so Fun and SO EASY to fuck with.

If you can do this with a straight face and conviction without sounding like a BITCH then you can chop anyone down.

Wait for them to get all High and Mighty then look at them and STUDY thier Face. Find the flaw everyone has one usually a scar or offset eyes. Then make a deal about it.

Oh Wow you know I never noticed (Insert Flaw here) Now it's all I can notice. Have you ever thought about fixing that?

Do you ever think that you put on this high and mighty act to compensate for (Reiterate Flaw Here)?

Maybe you should take some time to maybe talk to someone about a possible Inferiority Complex and the overcompensation..... do you knoa anything about Napolean?

Have fun with that

Steel




littlewonder -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 3:07:19 PM)

Walk away from them. Nothing bothers an egomaniac more than completely walking away from them and paying them no mind and it keeps you from getting tied up in their dramas.




mnottertail -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 3:08:20 PM)

Are you an ego-maniac or are you just eating a bananna




Vendaval -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 3:09:46 PM)

Pull out the strap-on with the perma-boner!




sirsholly -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 3:24:25 PM)

"I want to buy you for what you are worth, then sell you for what you think you are worth"



*inform them of the profit % you will make,(depends on how much of an ass they are)*




windchymes -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 4:41:26 PM)

A chain saw right below the knees will cut them down nicely.....[8|]




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 5:09:34 PM)

Ignore them and don't stoop to the level of insults and petty bad behavior.
quote:

ORIGINAL: defiantbadgirl

They strut. They love gazing at themselves. They brag about how perfect they are. They look for imperfections in others so they can criticize them. Of course the best thing to do is avoid them. But if you can't, what are some good ways to cut them down to size?




MsFlutter -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 5:11:18 PM)

The cruelest thing you can do to an egomaniac is deprive them of an audience.




CatdeMedici -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 5:20:49 PM)

I remain as I am, no need to one up, no need to call out, no need to focus a deluded spotlight.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Insults for ego maniacs (7/8/2009 5:27:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: defiantbadgirl

They strut. They love gazing at themselves. They brag about how perfect they are. They look for imperfections in others so they can criticize them. Of course the best thing to do is avoid them. But if you can't, what are some good ways to cut them down to size?


(Why are people always picking on me?????)




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