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stella41b -> RE: N.W.O. New World Order? (7/7/2009 3:22:14 AM)
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Yes folks, time for a song parody
In the Year 2525
In the year 2525
If Collarme is still online
And the Mods can survive
We may find..
In the year 3535
No need for leather boots, I tell you no lie
Everything you think do and say
Will be posted by dommes you water every day
In the year 4545
You won't need your journals, nor your eyes
We will all be fake, nobody true
And everything will be on webcam too
In the year 5555
Your avatars will all come alive
The subs vs. slaves threads will all be through
Nigerian bots will be serving you
In the year 6565
There'll be no husbands, there'll be no wives
Everyone will be kinky, into WIITWD
And all the fat threads will be through
Whoa whoa
In the year 7510
It'll be Moderator Nine Thousand by then
But you can be sure anyway
The Goreans will still be posting away
In the year 8510
Moderator Eleven Thousand will be shaking her head
She'll either be pleased with General BDSM
Or have all the neocons on moderation
In the year 9595
I'm kind of wondering if Man is gonna be alive
He'll have posted on every single subject
And it still won't make sense
Whoa whoa
Now it's been ten thousand years
The 'I hate it when' thread has seen a billion tears
And even a million postings have got through
To Ask A Switch too
But through eternal night
Even with the dawning of some light
Some will still be posting the same way
As we know of today
In the year 2525
If Collarme is still online
And the moderators can survive
We may find...
(Original by Zager and Evans)
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