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LookieNoNookie -> I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/3/2009 6:33:27 PM)

.....but then I decided to show my age (prepare yourselves....I'm about to rant!!!!!).

Ya know what?  (I got "the look" at an intersection earlier....sue me for my rant....)

We do look at you....every damned last one of you.  (Forgive me....all you older guys that I'm handing away the keys to....someone had to say it....).

And you (those of you that are entirely over 18......truly....) look fine.  Much better than I remember some years back.

Every one of us (or...it could as easily be just me) wishes we were 25 again.

Why is God so cruel?

I was scared shitless of women when I was 20.

Hmmmmmm.......

Ya know.....it's funny....(or maybe not so....)

Women are just fucking wonderful creatures....but their totally weird.

They really are spectacular.....(but I can't make any sense of them).

I really need to get me one....but I swear to GAWD I wouldn't know what to do with one....do you have to water them?

Is there a lease involved?

(And a lot of them take up the whole fucking bed.....).




thornhappy -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/3/2009 6:59:10 PM)

Naaahhhh, we just take up all the covers, not the whole bed!!

* says one constantly escaping the grasp of my bedmate! *





LadyPact -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/3/2009 7:43:44 PM)

<<<  Blanket thief.

(It's ok though.  He steals the sheets.)




beargonewild -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/3/2009 8:02:28 PM)

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<  not a blanket thief.




Venatrix -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/3/2009 8:04:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I was scared shitless of women when I was 20.



If you had any sense, you'd be scared shitless of us now.




soul2share -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/3/2009 9:10:05 PM)

Hafta agree with thorny......on the rare occasion I've actually slept with a man, I've always ended up hugging the edge of the bed, trying not to fall off, and even worse, putting up with the snoring!  Even my male cats hog most of the bed, my little girl sleeps next to my pillow, out of the way.......

As far as the care and feeding go, just give us EVERYTHING and we'll survive juuuuust fine!  [:D]




sirsholly -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:06:04 AM)

quote:

And a lot of them take up the whole fucking bed....
just the middle




subtee -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:13:00 AM)

Why are you still awake, sweet?





sirsholly -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:17:01 AM)

Hi Tee!! Good to see you. Not still awake, the kiddo decided 5am is a good time to play with his trucks [8|]

How about you?




subtee -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:26:10 AM)

Oh you're a good, good mommy. I have abandoned the fam for he 4th, and although it's a good decision, it has made me not sleep. "s okay though cause I'm at home. Little shaver wants to be up and about? 




sirsholly -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:52:44 AM)

quote:

I have abandoned the fam for he 4th, and although it's a good decision, it has made me not sleep.
are you ok?




subtee -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:56:25 AM)

Yes. I am. They're gonna be so pissed, but forcripessake I'm 45 years old! I can decide what I will do. (right?)




KMsAngel -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:58:58 AM)

especially if it includes apricot brandy? [:D]

and a goatee. and a harley




sirsholly -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 3:59:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Yes. I am. They're gonna be so pissed, but forcripessake I'm 45 years old! I can decide what I will do. (right?)
Absolutely!!




subtee -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 4:00:08 AM)

sactly. You are right on. 




CatdeMedici -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 5:05:17 AM)

Of course I take up the whole bed when you are cage in the corner!




sirsholly -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 5:17:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

Of course I take up the whole bed when you are cage in the corner!
that should to shut him up.

bet it doesn't...but it should[:)]




Rainfire -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 7:23:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Yes. I am. They're gonna be so pissed, but forcripessake I'm 45 years old! I can decide what I will do. (right?)


[8|]  Not if you listen to my family.... they're all still pissed and not talking to me for DARING to find someone and *GASP*  leave Idaho and get married. (Ok, so they don't know about the collaring, but their reaction and response to the marriage alone should give you a clue as to how badly it would go if they knew about that...) [>:]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 8:40:56 AM)

I had to cut my trip short to be at my cousin's farkin BRIDAL SHOWER.  Believe me, there are times when family life sucks BEYOND BELIEF.

Oh, was there a point to this thread?  Something about Nook giving folks the eye at stoplights?




beargonewild -> RE: I was actually going to address something specific...... (7/4/2009 8:56:51 AM)

I think the OP wanted specific to be dressed.




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