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ladynlord -> Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 12:37:37 PM)

http://decentcommunity.com/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/

I always wondered why nobody had tried this....now I know why!



LafayetteLady -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 12:40:31 PM)

Did you notice the article was posted by someone named "tubesteak"?



ladynlord -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 12:45:51 PM)

Thank you for that! I missed it entirely. I was too busy reading the comment under the article, and missed that "tubesteak" had submitted it.   That's funny right there...I don't care who you are!



Vendaval -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 12:45:55 PM)

I'm calling this one now. "Darwin Awards!"



PyrotheClown -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 12:47:14 PM)

reminds me of the mr.hands incident



southernkitten -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 1:22:51 PM)

Oh wow! A jackhammer! How in the world was she able to use this thing on herself? Again, wow!



windchymes -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 2:06:06 PM)

Mental note to add jackhammer to my list of hard limits....



brandi1379 -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/26/2009 8:27:44 PM)

ok...did she just get naked after she got off work and decided "hey i havent tried that one yet". im sure the neighbor that saw all this didnt once say "hey that dont look like a good idea". it raises alot of questions tho.....



mefisto69 -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/27/2009 2:51:30 AM)

Oh windchymes ~~~~~~~ i just perfected a muffler system and rigid stand for the jack hammer... come over and test it out



windchymes -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/27/2009 10:14:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mefisto69

Oh windchymes ~~~~~~~ i just perfected a muffler system and rigid stand for the jack hammer... come over and test it out


Is it in your driveway???  So all the neighbors can watch??? [:D][:D][:D]



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/27/2009 8:08:17 PM)

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Even in this country....nobody would be stupid enough to try to obtain an orgasm with a device that, at the low end, warms up at 128 decibels.



thornhappy -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/27/2009 8:09:35 PM)

Maybe they were looking for a sonic orgasm.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/27/2009 8:15:03 PM)


Just tried to find "Arndale, OK" (where the event was supposed to occur) on Yahoo maps, Google Earth, Microsoft Streets and Trips.....no such place.

(Would have been funny had it actually happened though).



PyrotheClown -> RE: Jackhammer for a dildo! (6/27/2009 8:19:00 PM)

yes, but the mr.hands incident did happen lol

and as amazingly insane it is to want to fuck a jackhammer, I think it's also equaly insane to want to be anally fucked by a full sized horse



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