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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 2:16:38 AM

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From Urbandictionary.com:

Geezer: In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.

The South Park guys (Trey Parker & Matt Stone) have made a number of whacky movies: 'Cannibal: The Musical', 'Orgazmo', 'Baseketball', in addition to 'Team America' & the South Park movie . . . . . I've liked them all, but I am such a slut for funny . . .. .

. . . . Especially juvenile silliness, the guy version . . . .

Oh. & all the South Park episodes are online:

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 2:36:43 AM

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For "geezer" see ... It's not an "old man" thing half the time here, there's "geezers" and "old geezers" you see and Being called a "geezer" (not derogatory) (male type reasoning of course) as opposed to an "old geezer" can make a big difference to how many "blokes" you have to hit before the elixir of psychological youth kicks in.

Thanks Tulip for being psychic enough yo have spotted me the link earlier in the thread ...( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjFMFXXTW0M&feature=related ) (just on 4 minutes in "puffy" and "geezer" will become refreshingly foreign to a few folks)

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 2:44:00 AM

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Oh ... then there's "Diamond Geezers" ... I could translate, but the best authority on THAT tribal dialect would have to be Axeman.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/27/2009 11:52:20 AM

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It's hard to fill MadAxeman's boots but here ya go -

"one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK"

"after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer. "

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=diamond+geezer

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/28/2009 1:56:40 AM

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they make the cheetos is a larger puff size. i really hate em now...

I wish they had kept the smaller size. The crunchy ones are still small...

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/28/2009 8:44:17 AM

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If a person can get charged for throwing cheetos....does that mean throwing popcorn is a felony offense?

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/28/2009 9:07:16 AM

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At the very least it might be a misdemeanor. Still, I can see the day when entire wings of prisons will be needed to house the unrepentable snack food tossers.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/28/2009 10:48:19 AM

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Eeeep! Can you imagine the humiliation of being arrested for "tossing your cookies?" And having to explain it to a judge?

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/28/2009 7:37:10 PM

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FYI!! New addiction, the heroin of snack food. Jalapeno Cheetos.

I have to agree, theose Jalapeno Cheetos are mighty tasty. I have a bag of them in my cupboard. It's a new weakness among my other junk food weaknesses; sardines and crackers, pickled eggs, and beef jerky.

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RE: Don't throw cheetos at your spouse - 6/28/2009 8:01:05 PM

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FYI!! New addiction, the heroin of snack food. Jalapeno Cheetos.

I have to agree, theose Jalapeno Cheetos are mighty tasty. I have a bag of them in my cupboard. It's a new weakness among my other junk food weaknesses; sardines and crackers, pickled eggs, and beef jerky.

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