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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:13:57 PM   
BitaTruble


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Status: offline 		You don't need surgery, Popeye.. ya just needs ya some spinach!

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:42:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		My thoughts go out to ya.

I would've said heart, but she is receiving some TLC right now....

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:46:15 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I have to go under the knife due to diverticulosis.
They'll be removing parts of my large intestine. They told me that I'll have to wear a colostomy bag for a few weeks.
Gee, this is going to be fun.
"LAST ONE IN THE POOL IS AN ASSHOLE!!!"


Make SURE you ask for the colostomy bag made by Hollister (or maybe it's Baxter now).

The adhesive is made of Karaya paste (a natural product) and doesn't irritate the skin (which WILL matter after about 3 days of taking it on and off).  ALL of the other brands use chemical adhesives...and they aren't fun.

(Mom used to work for Hollister).

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:48:23 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

So are ya gonna change your name to Poopeye? 

Sorry.....just get well soon!


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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:48:55 PM   
sophia37


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Status: offline 		My thoughts and prayers go with you. Its a big bummer. That's what it is really. But you'll get thru this. xoxoxo Soph Let us know how you're doing. 

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:53:57 PM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		As a fellow sufferer of diverticulosis - one who has not yet had to go under the knife (and hopes I never will) - I wish you good luck and a speedy recovery.

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:57:12 PM   
popeye1250


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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 5:59:32 PM   
Louve00


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Status: offline 		Well, all the witty lines have already been taken.  So, I hope the surgery goes well and the recovery goes well, and you get back to enlightening us with your interesting points of views, ASAP. 

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 8:02:55 PM   
kdsub


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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Sheshe, KittinSol, Slavemike and Owner59 are probably hoping I have half my brain removed so I'll be; "easier to fight."


You had better hope a raghead is not on the surgical team is all I can say...

My best friend had the exact same operation as you three years ago... He went a full year before the reattachment...Doing great now but as a hard-core libertarian he is full of shit again.

Butch

ps... watch the corn that was his advice to you...don't know what that means.


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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 8:06:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Sheshe, KittinSol, Slavemike and Owner59 are probably hoping I have half my brain removed so I'll be; "easier to fight."


You couldn't be further from the truth. I wish you a speedy recovery, actually, and hope that you feel better soon.

It's not because someone disagrees with 99.9% of the stuff that you write that they wish you harm.



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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 8:07:08 PM   
MzMia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I have to go under the knife due to diverticulosis.
They'll be removing parts of my large intestine. They told me that I'll have to wear a colostomy bag for a few weeks.
Gee, this is going to be fun.
"LAST ONE IN THE POOL IS AN ASSHOLE!!!"


{{{{{I am sorry to hear this Sailorman.}}}}
but diverticulosis is a really unpleasant medical condition.
On the up side, the colostomy bag is only for a few weeks, and nor permanent.
{That is a good thing}/
I hope you have been treating Nurse CutiePie well, and she will be around to help you out.
I do hope to get down to Myrtle Beach if not this summer, than early fall.
I do want to meet ya, Sailorman.
p.s.-kitten loves ya! 

< Message edited by MzMia -- 6/7/2009 8:12:43 PM >

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 8:37:17 PM   
Marc2b


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ps... watch the corn that was his advice to you...don't know what that means.


Corn is one of the foods to avoid if you have diverticulosis.  Seeds and nuts also have to be avoided.  It's weird how it works.  Penuts?  No way!  Peanut butter?  As long as it's the creamy kind it's perfectly fine.  Corn?  Big no no.  Corn chip?  A-ok.


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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 8:40:07 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		*hugs Popeye* 

well, shit...

get better soonest!!


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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 9:40:04 PM   
popeye1250


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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Sheshe, KittinSol, Slavemike and Owner59 are probably hoping I have half my brain removed so I'll be; "easier to fight."


You couldn't be further from the truth. I wish you a speedy recovery, actually, and hope that you feel better soon.

It's not because someone disagrees with 99.9% of the stuff that you write that they wish you harm.





Kittin, cool. They can take out 2/3's of my brain. Would that make you feel more comfortble? Even playing field and all that?
WOW!!! "99.9%?" I'm impressed!!!

< Message edited by popeye1250 -- 6/7/2009 9:51:57 PM >

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 9:55:28 PM   
popeye1250


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MzMia

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I have to go under the knife due to diverticulosis.
They'll be removing parts of my large intestine. They told me that I'll have to wear a colostomy bag for a few weeks.
Gee, this is going to be fun.
"LAST ONE IN THE POOL IS AN ASSHOLE!!!"


{{{{{I am sorry to hear this Sailorman.}}}}
but diverticulosis is a really unpleasant medical condition.
On the up side, the colostomy bag is only for a few weeks, and nor permanent.
{That is a good thing}/
I hope you have been treating Nurse CutiePie well, and she will be around to help you out.
I do hope to get down to Myrtle Beach if not this summer, than early fall.
I do want to meet ya, Sailorman.
p.s.-kitten loves ya! 



Mz Mia, I would ***LOVE*** to meet you!!!
I'm right off Rt 707 on "lazy bastard avenue." Don't worry, the humor's free!
(I'm trying to remember what the .o1% of what I said that amused Kittin??)

< Message edited by popeye1250 -- 6/7/2009 10:00:28 PM >

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 10:08:37 PM   
popeye1250


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ORIGINAL: kdsub


quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Sheshe, KittinSol, Slavemike and Owner59 are probably hoping I have half my brain removed so I'll be; "easier to fight."


You had better hope a raghead is not on the surgical team is all I can say...

My best friend had the exact same operation as you three years ago... He went a full year before the reattachment...Doing great now but as a hard-core libertarian he is full of shit again.

Butch

ps... watch the corn that was his advice to you...don't know what that means.




KD, that ain't happening.
I got the ***BEST*** All ***JEWISH DOCTORS!***
And,... they like my jokes so they want to see me wake up again.
("DR. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine!")

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 10:17:04 PM   
PanthersMom


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Status: offline 		lotsa wishes for a speedy recovery and a short stint of having the indoor plumbing on the fritz. 

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RE: Surgery - 6/7/2009 11:28:46 PM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		Welll Popeye,  You best return home with a date with a nurse -or nurses friend from there.

With all the years of swallowing pussy juice it is no wonder that the colon needs looked at,  ;_)


I never did have that test- where they go in and take pics. My body is so out of whack.  I am at a lost.

Nurses will do back rubs.   just tell then you buddy in PA is opening a silver mine-and we need a good staff --surely a pretty face willl help.   The gal- MUST like jewelry   (to include gold, and platimunm.)

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RE: Surgery - 6/8/2009 12:14:10 AM   
popeye1250


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Welll Popeye,  You best return home with a date with a nurse -or nurses friend from there.

With all the years of swallowing pussy juice it is no wonder that the colon needs looked at,  ;_)


I never did have that test- where they go in and take pics. My body is so out of whack.  I am at a lost.

Nurses will do back rubs.   just tell then you buddy in PA is opening a silver mine-and we need a good staff --surely a pretty face willl help.   The gal- MUST like jewelry   (to include gold, and platimunm.)

.


Pa Hunk, LOLOL!
Hey, you want to imagine scary?
Popeye's on the operting table and,...................................guess who his anisthiologist is?

*********************DOCTOR KITTINSOL!!!************************
"Go gently into that beautiful night....."

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RE: Surgery - 6/8/2009 1:35:23 AM   
FullfigRIMAAM1


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Status: offline 		Prayers for a safe surgery, and quick recovery.    M

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