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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower
Isn't it that someone who "buys" a slave has to pay for it??? I mean...it would be a dumb slave to send money to be owned...it is much more fun to get the own account upgraded from a potential Master yanno  

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

(semi-humor, please insert tongue in cheek before reading)

OK, so over on the main board (there) is a thread about mutual needs. As I read that, I got a wonderful idea from one of the posters. (paragraph) Don't you love it when it all comes together in some sort of grand cosmic convergence?

So there's the deal. (;....semicolon) I'm buying a new house for me and mine up in Canada. (paragraph) Houses, as you all know, are very expensive. Much to my amazement, there appear to be some slaves out there that have no needs and wants (except, apparently, to be collared). (paragraph) THIS IS PERFECT!

For any of you out there who are in this category, please liquidate your net worth and send me a check (and I'm really looking for checks above 20k USD here... if you're {your} net worth is below that, you don't meet my strict standards for accepting slaves). (paragraph) In return, I'll gladly get you a cute little dog collar just like Carol's (Carols'). Granted, you don't know me from adam (Adam), but since you have no needs other than the collar (comma) I'm guessing this will be perfect for you. (paragraph) I can definitely get a collar sent out to you. And just think of how wonderfully you'll be serving me. That ought to get you a true sense of fulfillment.

Oh (and) hey, as an added side benefit, since I'm a guy, this ought to take some of the heat off all those femdoms looking for generous subs. Now people can complain about the guy doms (Doms') too. Actually, since my wife pays me tens of thousands annually for the privilege of wearing my collar, I ought to already be taking some of the heat off (some might call that 'me being retired' but all us True dominants know that it's my justly due tribute) (period, paragraph) I'd love to make a pitch here that all you female dominants should send me some money too (comma) but I'm thinking that may not go over as well. (paragraph) But hey, if you feel the urge, please feel free (to.....uhmmmmm?).

[/sarcasm]
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

(semi-humor, please insert tongue in cheek before reading)

OK, so over on the main board (there) is a thread about mutual needs. As I read that, I got a wonderful idea from one of the posters. (paragraph) Don't you love it when it all comes together in some sort of grand cosmic convergence?

So there's the deal. (;....semicolon) I'm buying a new house for me and mine up in Canada. (paragraph) Houses, as you all know, are very expensive. Much to my amazement, there appear to be some slaves out there that have no needs and wants (except, apparently, to be collared). (paragraph) THIS IS PERFECT!

For any of you out there who are in this category, please liquidate your net worth and send me a check (and I'm really looking for checks above 20k USD here... if you're {your} net worth is below that, you don't meet my strict standards for accepting slaves). (paragraph) In return, I'll gladly get you a cute little dog collar just like Carol's (Carols'). Granted, you don't know me from adam (Adam), but since you have no needs other than the collar (comma) I'm guessing this will be perfect for you. (paragraph) I can definitely get a collar sent out to you. And just think of how wonderfully you'll be serving me. That ought to get you a true sense of fulfillment.

Oh (and) hey, as an added side benefit, since I'm a guy, this ought to take some of the heat off all those femdoms looking for generous subs. Now people can complain about the guy doms (Doms') too. Actually, since my wife pays me tens of thousands annually for the privilege of wearing my collar, I ought to already be taking some of the heat off (some might call that 'me being retired' but all us True dominants know that it's my justly due tribute) (period, paragraph) I'd love to make a pitch here that all you female dominants should send me some money too (comma) but I'm thinking that may not go over as well. (paragraph) But hey, if you feel the urge, please feel free (to.....uhmmmmm?).

[/sarcasm]
[/horseshit]

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ORIGINAL: Kat713
may I please have Your permission to also donate my organs to you?

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Jeff... I need either a new car or loads of work on mine,...let me know if this works for you *grin*

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ORIGINAL: DavanKael

< giggles > 
Jeff, I'm torn between announcing that the cats (et al) and I will be out in a jiffy and suggesting we collaborate on yours (and Carol's) East Coast residence with little ole me in charge during your absence.  ;>
  Davan

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ORIGINAL: TreasureKY

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

(semi-humor, please insert tongue in cheek before reading)

OK, so over on the main board (there) is a thread about mutual needs. As I read that, I got a wonderful idea from one of the posters. (paragraph) Don't you love it when it all comes together in some sort of grand cosmic convergence?

So there's the deal. (;....semicolon) I'm buying a new house for me and mine up in Canada. (paragraph) Houses, as you all know, are very expensive. Much to my amazement, there appear to be some slaves out there that have no needs and wants (except, apparently, to be collared). (paragraph) THIS IS PERFECT!

For any of you out there who are in this category, please liquidate your net worth and send me a check (and I'm really looking for checks above 20k USD here... if you're {your} net worth is below that, you don't meet my strict standards for accepting slaves). (paragraph) In return, I'll gladly get you a cute little dog collar just like Carol's (Carols'). Granted, you don't know me from adam (Adam), but since you have no needs other than the collar (comma) I'm guessing this will be perfect for you. (paragraph) I can definitely get a collar sent out to you. And just think of how wonderfully you'll be serving me. That ought to get you a true sense of fulfillment.

Oh (and) hey, as an added side benefit, since I'm a guy, this ought to take some of the heat off all those femdoms looking for generous subs. Now people can complain about the guy doms (Doms') too. Actually, since my wife pays me tens of thousands annually for the privilege of wearing my collar, I ought to already be taking some of the heat off (some might call that 'me being retired' but all us True dominants know that it's my justly due tribute) (period, paragraph) I'd love to make a pitch here that all you female dominants should send me some money too (comma) but I'm thinking that may not go over as well. (paragraph) But hey, if you feel the urge, please feel free (to.....uhmmmmm?).

[/sarcasm]
[/horseshit]

Strike a nerve, did he? 

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

(semi-humor, please insert tongue in cheek before reading)

OK, so over on the main board (there) is a thread about mutual needs. As I read that, I got a wonderful idea from one of the posters. (paragraph) Don't you love it when it all comes together in some sort of grand cosmic convergence?

So there's the deal. (;....semicolon) I'm buying a new house for me and mine up in Canada. (paragraph) Houses, as you all know, are very expensive. Much to my amazement, there appear to be some slaves out there that have no needs and wants (except, apparently, to be collared). (paragraph) THIS IS PERFECT!

For any of you out there who are in this category, please liquidate your net worth and send me a check (and I'm really looking for checks above 20k USD here... if you're {your} net worth is below that, you don't meet my strict standards for accepting slaves). (paragraph) In return, I'll gladly get you a cute little dog collar just like Carol's (Carols'). Granted, you don't know me from adam (Adam), but since you have no needs other than the collar (comma) I'm guessing this will be perfect for you. (paragraph) I can definitely get a collar sent out to you. And just think of how wonderfully you'll be serving me. That ought to get you a true sense of fulfillment.

Oh (and) hey, as an added side benefit, since I'm a guy, this ought to take some of the heat off all those femdoms looking for generous subs. Now people can complain about the guy doms (Doms') too. Actually, since my wife pays me tens of thousands annually for the privilege of wearing my collar, I ought to already be taking some of the heat off (some might call that 'me being retired' but all us True dominants know that it's my justly due tribute) (period, paragraph) I'd love to make a pitch here that all you female dominants should send me some money too (comma) but I'm thinking that may not go over as well. (paragraph) But hey, if you feel the urge, please feel free (to.....uhmmmmm?).

[/sarcasm]
[/horseshit]

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

An oh hey... If any of you service slave's happen to be proofreader's or possibly administrative assistants, apparently I need one of those also. Thanks for pointing that out Lookie.

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

I have to say, so far my plan to make a million isn't working out all that well. Maybe if I went off to some Dom training camp somewhere I'd get some useful tips.

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ORIGINAL: leadership527

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ORIGINAL: cpK69
... sooo would have been there, if you hadn't said "please".

LOLOLOLOL - priceless

*palms face* DAMNIT!
In hindsight, I'm guessing I probably should've capitalized all the personal pronouns too.

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ORIGINAL: leadership527
Wait wait.. I didn't say I would.. you know... like actively do anything. I just said I'd send a collar.

You, however are a special case and you can pretty much expect me getting all dom-like ( *puts on his stern dom face* )and demanding you come on up to visit as soon as we get settled up in Canada and figure out if there's a spare bedroom somewhere.