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Form Letters - 4/30/2009 10:59:34 PM   
Danibelle


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Status: offline 		I updated my profile recently and have since received five messages this week.  Of the five, I believe four to be form letters.  This pisses me off.  Royally.  When I write to someone I take the time to read their profiles and send them a message reflecting what I like about them and what I would like to know.  I find it so fraking insulting to receive these form letters. </rant>

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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:01:45 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:19:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Danibelle

I updated my profile recently and have since received five messages this week.  Of the five, I believe four to be form letters.  This pisses me off.  Royally.  When I write to someone I take the time to read their profiles and send them a message reflecting what I like about them and what I would like to know.  I find it so fraking insulting to receive these form letters. </rant>

Oh girl... i seriously understand, rant away....its good for ya!
i'm collared to a wonderful man, and i am SOOO glad i'm not in the meat market any more.... It sounds like you have a GREAT head on your shoulders and when you find the one that deserves you it will be awesome!


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:22:27 PM   
Danibelle


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

this is the internet..  it happens.  Dont let it bother you.  ignore, delete, and block.  Don't you have better things to be doing than letting some random eejits annoy you?


I wish I did.  I'll admit it- I'm one of those people who is easily annoyed and can't just let it go.  Maybe someday I'll be good and easy-going.

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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:24:35 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		I understand.. I have days like that when I am easily annoyed...

sometimes, when I get those form letters and I'm in a MOOD... I respond in the most scathing, and sarcastic manner possible..  THEN I block them.  :D


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:26:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I understand.. I have days like that when I am easily annoyed...

sometimes, when I get those form letters and I'm in a MOOD... I respond in the most scathing, and sarcastic manner possible..  THEN I block them.  :D


Oh thats just yummy...


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:27:58 PM   
Danibelle


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I understand.. I have days like that when I am easily annoyed...

sometimes, when I get those form letters and I'm in a MOOD... I respond in the most scathing, and sarcastic manner possible..  THEN I block them.  :D



I totally do that when I've had a bad day in retail hell.  It's almost as if I deal with too much stupidity at work and the second I encounter it and CAN say something else... oh it can be bad.  You should see me at the supermarket after a bad day at work...

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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:36:49 PM   
GreedyTop


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you should hear me when I'm driving...  there are a few people here that have had the dubious pleasure of being on the phone with me while I'm driving..... 

and my husband gets to hear about the stooopid emails I get ....LOL


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:38:31 PM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		Oh its okay GT you've been on the phone with me when I'm driving lmao.

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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:40:05 PM   
Danibelle


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Status: offline 		That reminds me of a song!  Theory of a Dead Man's "Hate My Life"

I hate all of the people
Who can't drive their cars
Bitch you better get out of my way
Before I start falling apart

I want the LED emoticon from thinkgeek.com but I'm afraid it'll get stuck on angry face

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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:42:28 PM   
GreedyTop


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Oh its okay GT you've been on the phone with me when I'm driving lmao.


yeah, but you have blinky lights.. you can do more than just yell at them....

(if you reallllly loved me......)


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:42:44 PM   
breatheasone


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:43:26 PM   
MistressDolly


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ORIGINAL: Danibelle

I updated my profile recently and have since received five messages this week.  Of the five, I believe four to be form letters.  This pisses me off.  Royally.  When I write to someone I take the time to read their profiles and send them a message reflecting what I like about them and what I would like to know.  I find it so fraking insulting to receive these form letters. </rant>


Unfortunately, it's typical internet 'etiquette'. Don't take it personally! :)


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:47:29 PM   
GreedyTop


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ok, thats a good song, Danibelle!  I like it!!  Never heard of the band before though


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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:56:20 PM   
breatheasone


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*smooches breathes*

Edited to add: And to think, i remember when you were just a small, vanilla cone...LMAO


< Message edited by breatheasone -- 4/30/2009 11:58:44 PM >

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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:56:38 PM   
Danibelle


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Status: offline 		It's a funny song and the band's pretty good too.  I suggest youtube

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RE: Form Letters - 4/30/2009 11:59:17 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		yeah, thats what I did.. the song is now favorited :)

*blushes at breathes*


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RE: Form Letters - 5/1/2009 12:15:11 AM   
HeavansKeeper


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Status: offline 		A saying I like...

Tag enough doe with "Hey, how ya doing?" and you're bound to get a little tail.

One night stands are a numbers game. If I messaged 100,000 people here and offered them a thrilling night of sex, how many would say yes? 1? 10? 100?

My bet is closer to 1 for every 250 locals are willing to attend a meeting where sexual tension is inevitable. That's 400 per 100,000. I always assume form letters are an attempt at the numbers game, regardless of if it's sex or money they're after.

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RE: Form Letters - 5/1/2009 3:53:21 AM   
pixidustpet


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I understand.. I have days like that when I am easily annoyed...

sometimes, when I get those form letters and I'm in a MOOD... I respond in the most scathing, and sarcastic manner possible..  THEN I block them.  :D



*snickering*  Daddy and TheEngineer both ENCOURAGE me to do this. 

and having MARRIED, COLLARED, AND NOT LOOKING right there at the top of the profile doesnt stop the truly determined goobers.  like i'm all that to begin with.  pffft.

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RE: Form Letters - 5/1/2009 4:37:24 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Yes it's annoying as hell.

However you're female and 24. I can't imagine that you wouldn't get a response even if all you sent out was "Hi".

Guys don't get responses. If a guy sends out 20 letters a week and gets three responses over a year, he's doing well. So if it takes half an hour per perfect friendly, tailored to the person, letter then he's wasting 10 hours a week, 520 hours a year for three emails tops. And he probably won't be compatible with those three.

Having these odds explain why a guy will just write a friendly email that talks about him, so he can only spend 10 minutes a week sending mail instead.

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