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The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 5:36:33 PM

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Aw bless the um and her boyf, they bought me a present today
They got me a poster with slogans on it called the world according to girls.
I'm actually a little worried though as they said it sooooooo reminded them of me!!
It says :-

I lost my virginity but i still have the box it came in.
She knew she could control him with her irresistible girl parts.
Amazingly enough, i don't give a shit.
I'm not really a bitch, i just play one in your life.
It's not shopping if you buy ten items or less.
I can only please one person per day. Today i chose me.
Please don't interrupt me whilst i'm ignoring you.
Because chocolate can't get you pregnant.
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, just not as it applies to me.
It's been lovely but i have to scream now.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
If it fits in a toaster i can cook it.
I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
oh im sorry you must be confusing me with the maid we dont have.

What are they trying to say?

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 6:44:22 PM

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This is too funny...thank you for sharing...........

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 9:37:59 PM

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I love the 10 items or less shopping statement. Unfortunately, I have to economize.

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 9:45:20 PM

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Might have to nick a couple of those.

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 9:51:20 PM

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lol - I think the poster maker's nicked the sayings from some of the tag lines around here!

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 10:23:04 PM

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funnies

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 10:52:25 PM

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Thanks for posting, misst! Those're great.

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 11:01:41 PM

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 11:14:09 PM

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Precious, from the mouths of babes yes? :) sounds like you got a good UM there sweetheart.

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/26/2009 11:40:20 PM

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I'm nicking all of these and putting them on T-shirts

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RE: The world according to girls - 4/27/2009 3:27:52 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

Precious, from the mouths of babes yes? :) sounds like you got a good UM there sweetheart.

I sure have
Yesterday was a please dont interupt me whilst im ignoring you day and today is most definately a its been lovely but i have to scream now day.

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