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InTonguesslut -> The world according to girls (4/26/2009 5:36:33 PM)
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Aw bless the um and her boyf, they bought me a present today [:D]
They got me a poster with slogans on it called the world according to girls.
I'm actually a little worried though as they said it sooooooo reminded them of me!!
It says :-
I lost my virginity but i still have the box it came in.
She knew she could control him with her irresistible girl parts.
Amazingly enough, i don't give a shit.
I'm not really a bitch, i just play one in your life.
It's not shopping if you buy ten items or less.
I can only please one person per day. Today i chose me.
Please don't interrupt me whilst i'm ignoring you.
Because chocolate can't get you pregnant.
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, just not as it applies to me.
It's been lovely but i have to scream now.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
If it fits in a toaster i can cook it.
I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
oh im sorry you must be confusing me with the maid we dont have.
What are they trying to say? [8|]
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