FourQ
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A wife comes home early and catches her hubby having a wank in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Afterwards he asks, "We haven't had sex for six months and suddenly this. Why?" She answers, "I just washed the floor this morning, I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the fuckin' floor again!"
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