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petplaything -> Greetings to all and respects to Mistresses! (4/16/2009 9:57:12 AM)

i'm bertrand, from Paris, France, 45 yo, sense of humour (i think), and a body that looks like i'm 3 month pregnant... wait! Did i mention i was a male? [:o] Giving up smoking and erratic feeding did that to me.

i have other interesting physical features; at birth, i had a tough choice to make: look like Clint Eastwood or Danny DeVito; i chose both, so i have the qualities of neither. Plus, in an act of infinite generosity, i relinquished another part of my anatomy to Rocco Siffredi [:(] (can you guess which?). After that i stopped doing charities.

Enough of that. i'm looking for a live-in LTR, but since i don't have any experience as a sub, i think it's going to be a really tough search. Besides, i'm really not that good at writing contact messages. [sm=help.gif] So, wait and see, and i'll try to learn from failure to satisfy...

i have profiles on a couple of other websites, but i think i like this one better - although it seems there is an astronomical number of fakes. i usually don't write posts on forums because, due to lack of experience, i'm not sure i have anything of much interest to say [sm=dunno.gif] ; but since there is a couple of other specific posts i want to write, i thought it best to present myself first.




ChainGoddess -> RE: Greetings to all and respects to Mistresses! (4/16/2009 1:24:41 PM)

Hello bertrand,
Welcome to cm.  Enjoy and have fun.




GoddessTeaze -> RE: Greetings to all and respects to Mistresses! (4/17/2009 5:16:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: petplaything

i'm bertrand, from Paris, France, 45 yo, sense of humour (i think), and a body that looks like i'm 3 month pregnant... wait! Did i mention i was a male? [:o] Giving up smoking and erratic feeding did that to me.

i have other interesting physical features; at birth, i had a tough choice to make: look like Clint Eastwood or Danny DeVito; i chose both, so i have the qualities of neither. Plus, in an act of infinite generosity, i relinquished another part of my anatomy to Rocco Siffredi [:(] (can you guess which?). After that i stopped doing charities.

Enough of that. i'm looking for a live-in LTR, but since i don't have any experience as a sub, i think it's going to be a really tough search. Besides, i'm really not that good at writing contact messages. [sm=help.gif] So, wait and see, and i'll try to learn from failure to satisfy...

i have profiles on a couple of other websites, but i think i like this one better - although it seems there is an astronomical number of fakes. i usually don't write posts on forums because, due to lack of experience, i'm not sure i have anything of much interest to say [sm=dunno.gif] ; but since there is a couple of other specific posts i want to write, i thought it best to present myself first.



Well bonjour bertrand,
nice to see a French sub here, and what
a great intro you wrote.
(apart from the pregnancy ! Work on that !!)

There are too many one liners on here !
I do hope you've allot of fun on
Cm & the forum.

I wish you enough

[:D]
GoddezzT`







petplaything -> RE: Greetings to all and respects to Mistresses! (4/18/2009 6:03:17 AM)

Thank You both for Your welcome, Ladies.
Sorry for the prg thing, won't do it again.

From the contents of some profiles, i thought You might enjoy this extract from a Country song (may be You know it already) - which should serve me and others like me as an example of what not to do (but i probably did it all, and there is a good chance i will again without even being aware of it...).
It's about a bunch of Girls who get together to talk about men:

"We got a bucket of Corona,
"Enough stories to last all night,
"About the trials and tribulations,
"Of findin' Mr. Right:
"Of findin' a good man.

"Blind dates an' horror stories;
"Pushy guys and fast movers.
"Let's dedicate this girl's night out,
"To big-talkers and bad losers.
"It's so hard findin' a good man.

"Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;
"To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.
"Here's to the superficial players;
"The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers;
"If you hear me girls, raise your hand:
"Let's have a toast:
"Here's to findin' a good man."




mistressandre -> RE: Greetings to all and respects to Mistresses! (4/19/2009 11:54:46 AM)

wlcome and enjoy!!




BohemianGoddess -> RE: Greetings to all and respects to Mistresses! (4/19/2009 8:26:07 PM)

 Welcome to collarme bertrand! I am sure you will enjoy this site.




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