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stella41b -> Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 9:10:11 AM)
Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo A Polish politician has criticised his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported on Friday. "We didn't pay 37 million zlotys (7.6 million pounds) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councillor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying. "We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party. The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090410/tod-oukoe-uk-poland-elephant-b7e5c6f.html

Lucylastic -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 9:25:11 AM)
Was it mandated not to have gay effalumps? Only heterosexual effalumps are desirable? Sexual maturity isnt gonna be for another four years? This guy needs a stick up his ass with a sharp spike, surely he must have better things to be concerned about the sexual habits of a baby effalump. what a maroon Lucy

kittinSol -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 9:26:28 AM)
Poland is a very Catholic country - they don't mess about with that kind of thing over there. Gay elephants... I mean, whatever next? Libidinous priests?!

sirsholly -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 9:53:08 AM)
that man is an idiot [8\|]

servantheart -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 10:36:09 AM)
No doubt. If the concern is procreation, why not artificially inseminate them? [sm=confused.gif]

kittinSol -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 11:04:28 AM)
I just had a vision of a humongous syringe [&:] ...

SteelofUtah -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 11:11:41 AM)
I just wanna know who's job it is gunna be to try and Stop him? 6 Figures isn't enough. Steel

kittinSol -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 11:14:50 AM)
Hell, I'd do it. Have you ever seen an elephant's penis ?! And where's Lam when you need him? That guy's just like the police; never there when he's wanted.

N4SDChastity -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 12:12:37 PM)
Two thought come to my mind: 1) His name (the elephants) is Ninio. Between that and the "swishy" way s/he flaps his ears, how could teh NOT tell?!?!?! I blame the elephants parents for not disclosing this to the zoo-keepers when they showed up for the "adoption." 2) {Q}Fellas... What do you say to a ghey elephant that is trying to hump you? {A} Unless you can outrun him, it doesn't matter what you say.

servantheart -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 12:47:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol I just had a vision of a humongous syringe [&:] ... [sm=afraid.gif]

rulemylife -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 1:14:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Hell, I'd do it. Have you ever seen an elephant's penis ?! No, and I would have preferred not to see it now. Remind me not to click on your links anymore.

LadyEllen -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 1:34:08 PM)
The solution for unwanted gay elephants is to pachydem off to someplace else E

pahunkboy -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 2:00:13 PM)
But did he buy the intended warranty? The sperm can simply be turkey basted in. Problem solved. I wonder- if a gay elephant -looks gay,effeminate? Per haps it is a phaze and the elephant will snap out of it. The mechanics of sex should still work. This should be interesting to watch as- will it be a personality flaw or a genetic flaw. ...and will the elephant go to hell for its wayward life choice. lol

subtee -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 2:08:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen The solution for unwanted gay elephants is to pachydem off to someplace else E Perhaps, being only 10, he's just a bit trunkated

Owner59 -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 2:10:17 PM)
How can you tell if an elephant is gay? His dick smells like shit.....

sirsholly -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 2:37:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen The solution for unwanted gay elephants is to pachydem off to someplace else E do they need help packing their trunks?

DarkSteven -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 8:38:34 PM)
We've had gay elephants here in the States too: Mark Foley, Larry Craig... Barney Frank and Harvey Milk are the gay donkeys that come to mind.

DesFIP -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/15/2009 8:41:47 PM)
The poor thing still thinks girls have cooties being as he's just a kid. Wait till he grows up before he decides his sexual orientation. And at that point is when his mother starts tearing her hair out when he's chasing everything in pants and/or skirts as the case may be.

subboi3382 -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/16/2009 1:27:09 AM)
_________________________ insert Polish joke here lol

LadyPact -> RE: Polish politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo (4/16/2009 1:56:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 How can you tell if an elephant is gay? His dick smells like shit..... I'm betting most elephants would prefer to being the giver, rather than the receiver. Would you want an elephant dick up your ass?

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