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LookieNoNookie -> I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 8:07:42 PM)


They all told me (in their profiles)....

I could be their sub if:

1)  I sent them a big pile of money.

2)  I would be willing to clean their house (see my profile re:same.....short note girls....ain't gonna fucking happen....I can't even assemble a freakin BBQ....what the hell makes you think I'd know when to use bleach on whites....and cold temps on colored shirts {oooops...."blouses"}?).

3) I sent them a big pile of money.

4) I have a six pack.  (Okay...I actually can do that one....but it's Lowenbrau).

5)  I have a 6 figure income.  I told a few of them I can count to 6 figures....(that didn't seem to appease any of them).

6) I can't be married or have any "other encumberances" (including gambling habits).  I said "I'm not"...but that I didn't want to exclude the fact that I'm "very good at blackjack and it's the only way I can insure that Mom (who lives in a very small closet down the hall from me) had a slight chance, with my winnings, at getting that glass eye I promised her last October" (and frankly...she's not bouncing into the coat closet anywhere near as much as she was a few months back...so I think we could delay that a few more months).

7) My cat (with the wooden leg) "is NOT that agressive....and frankly....would probably not stick his butt in (your) face...because he's gotten used to sticking his butt in mine....usually at 3:00 a.m., about 20 minutes after I hit R.E.M."

And of course....8).... If I sent them a big pile of money.

So...WTF here...over?

Am I just being too difficult as a sub?

I feel like I'm not bending enough here.

Your thoughts.....







kittinSol -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 8:10:31 PM)

I bloody well hope this isn't a whining thread *TIIIISHHH!*   [sm=mistress.gif] .

Please carry on [8D]  .



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 8:19:32 PM)

Dude.  Do NOT get me started.

Just don't.

Now send me some monies.



sappatoti -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 8:26:34 PM)

Perhaps taking a look at a different group of five dommes might be in order, assuming that the magic statistical aggregate number is indeed five.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 8:29:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Dude.  Do NOT get me started.

Just don't.

Now send me some monies.


[sm=biggrin.gif]

What she said.



DesFIP -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 8:49:32 PM)

It's not you, it's the cat. I mean, really dude, wooden leg coming down the hall every damn night, just after you get into some good sleep. Would put anyone in a bad mood.

Edit: Maybe if you get a rubber cap like used on the end of a cane. That way she can get her beauty sleep with no more tap, tap, tapping in the middle of the night.



smokingnoir01 -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 9:12:16 PM)

Hahahahahaa. I love it. I have been 'lurking' around here and have seen some of the same things.
I am just so glad someone said it before me.

I was wondering some of the same things. I am new, so forgive my innocence, but I thought it was all about trust, honesty, breaking down barriers that so many people have. I can do laundry, but I hate to do the ruddy act myself, its more torture than sticking hot needles in my eyes. Also, there are alot of requests for putting together different pieces of equipment, making various things, ect. I was thinking, I'm not a freakin' carpenter!

I understand the need, I understand the desire for these things, but something so valuable as sexuality, should come at a price of something other than money, if I want to spend money on a misstress, miss, domme, ect, I would, will, and can, but asking for it up front makes me uncomfortable in a way much more scarier than being whipped, chained, beaten and tortured.  



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 9:42:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Dude.  Do NOT get me started.

Just don't.

Now send me some monies.


(I looooove your forthrightness :) :) :) )



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 9:43:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

It's not you, it's the cat. I mean, really dude, wooden leg coming down the hall every damn night, just after you get into some good sleep. Would put anyone in a bad mood.

Edit: Maybe if you get a rubber cap like used on the end of a cane. That way she can get her beauty sleep with no more tap, tap, tapping in the middle of the night.


HEY!!!!

I have a tinfoil hat to keep the space aliens away.....don't be making fun of my attire gawwwwdammit!



LadyPact -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 9:55:38 PM)

My first thought is...... didn't we just freaking do this?


1.  Not everyone is materialistic.  I don't want your money.  I have My own.

2.  I don't bleach My whites (often) but you can obviously tell light colors from dark colors.  No, even being color blind does not excuse this. For the love of Mike, don't you do your own?

3.  Some of us would have sent that big pile back to you.

4.  What?  Do you think I'm some kind of fetish model.  Pffft.  I like pizza.

5.  As long as your not counting your welfare check, I can deal with you.

6.  No, that situation is not exceptional, unless you are.  (Don't have delusions of grandeur.)

7.  Believe it or not, cats can be trained, as can you.  Of course, I might incorporate one into the other, and punish you for not keeping the cat's ass out of My face at 3:00 am.  Here's how this works.  As the power figure, I'm responsible for your actions.  As your cat's owner, you're responsible for his.

8.  I really don't like repeating Myself.  Get over it.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 10:11:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

My first thought is...... didn't we just freaking do this?

1.  Not everyone is materialistic.  I don't want your money.  I have My own.

(I'd actually like yours....I'm looking for a woman that can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to).

2.  I don't bleach My whites (often) but you can obviously tell light colors from dark colors.  No, even being color blind does not excuse this. For the love of Mike, don't you do your own?

HELL no!!!!  Isn't this why God invented Yellow Pages???? (I'm sure I read that somewhere).

3.  Some of us would have sent that big pile back to you.

(I gave all my current piles to the Goodwill...any other piles I no longer accept responsibility for...unless of course those piles, still held, make very large breasted women feel sorry for me in some fashion, at which point...."those are MY piles!!!!").

4.  What?  Do you think I'm some kind of fetish model.  Pffft.  I like pizza.

(A man can dream).

And....yes.

5.  As long as your not counting your welfare check, I can deal with you.

I never count that...(Besides....I use that for pizza).

6.  No, that situation is not exceptional, unless you are.  (Don't have delusions of grandeur.)

I stopped having those the minute I solved the global energy issues and finalized my anti grav machine.

7.  Believe it or not, cats can be trained, as can you.  (Au Contraire). Of course, I might incorporate one into the other, and punish you for not keeping the cat's ass out of My face at 3:00 am.  (I explained this already...he wants MY face....no other face will do). Here's how this works.  As the power figure, I'm responsible for your actions.  As your cat's owner, you're responsible for his.  (Apparently you've never owned cats....even my tinfoil hat doesn't have an effect on them).

8.  I really don't like repeating Myself.  Get over it.  (I'm sorry....say again?)




Shadow-tiger -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 10:27:49 PM)

*sneaks over and plays Francines bodacious tatas like a set of bongos as the thread moves on*

Personally I figure it's that whole theoretical particle in a dumpster situation. Most of the ones worth having have passed that whole theoretical stage and found their atomic companion(s). Hence you're left in the lurch with all these offbeat thingies that send you spinning.

Or something.



Vanityfull -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/23/2009 11:28:46 PM)

didnt the cat from the last unicorn have a wooden leg? man that cat was awesome.



sirsholly -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/24/2009 1:37:54 AM)

<---thinks Lookie is freakin' adorable 



Honsoku -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/24/2009 1:48:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
(I'd actually like yours....I'm looking for a woman that can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to).


Yeah! Why can't I find any sugar mommas? I call gender bias shenanigans! Wait a minute, exactly what style are you accustomed to? [:o]



Vendaval -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/24/2009 2:36:59 AM)

(Remembering former male housemates)
 
1 pile of empty beer and soda cans, check
2 piles of laundry on floor, 1 clean and 1 dirty, check
3 stacks of empty fast food and pizza boxes, check
4 random stacks of gaming, car, motorcycle and porn magazines, check

Anything else?


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
(I'm looking for a woman that can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to).



sirsholly -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/24/2009 2:43:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

(Remembering former male housemates)
 
1 pile of empty beer and soda cans, check
2 piles of laundry on floor, 1 clean and 1 dirty, check
3 stacks of empty fast food and pizza boxes, check
4 random stacks of gaming, car, motorcycle and porn magazines, check

Anything else?


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
(I'm looking for a woman that can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to).


the remote.
no list is complete without mentioning the remote.



MadAxeman -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/24/2009 4:03:46 AM)

I call unfair on this, why aren't hot sub fems offering me money to dom them?
And stop talking about your piles Nookie, they belong in another thread.



MsFlutter -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/24/2009 7:29:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

And stop talking about your piles Nookie, they belong in another thread.



they make a cream for that, dont they?



DarkSteven -> RE: I just reviewed a WHOLE bunch of Domme profiles.... (3/24/2009 7:36:04 AM)

Helpful hint - if the money is in pennies, it makes a big pile more easily.



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