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RE: Theory on Snoring - 3/15/2009 6:41:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

ok Holly, I'll step up to your "challenge".

in ancient times, when you did not have the benefit of simply opening the refrigerator or cupboard to get some food/snacks, and assuming you are a young child, if your parents were to hear your stomach growling they would know you are in need of food.

i challenge your challenge (this is getting challenging!). The stomach does not always growl from hunger. More often than not it growls as the digestive process begins and muscle contractions (called peristalsis) begin to move the food and air into the digestive tract.


Yeah, and you should hear the sound effects when I have some (uncompensated) milk.  Sounds like a war breaking out!  Folks can hear it 3 feet away.

Maybe it's a warning for folks to get out of range.

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RE: Theory on Snoring - 3/15/2009 7:39:41 PM   
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Or at least an argument for separate bedrooms for better martial harmony.


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I don't snore (so I'm told), but I do talk in my sleep.  Apparently, I talk loudly in my sleep.  I also curse at people in my sleep, so I'm told.  What would be the evolutionary reason for that?


That's easy. From an evolutionary standpoint, it's advantageous for a male to spread his DNA among as many females as possible. This is nature's way of ensuring that you never stay mated to one woman for very long.



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RE: Theory on Snoring - 3/15/2009 11:02:30 PM   
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thin people can have sleep apnea also....

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RE: Theory on Snoring - 3/16/2009 4:18:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: windchymes

I've read that men snore when they lie on their backs because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.


Altho I know the medical reasons, this one has always been my explanation tooo:) LMAO

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That's easy. From an evolutionary standpoint, it's advantageous for a male to spread his DNA among as many females as possible. This is nature's way of ensuring that you never stay mated to one woman for very long.


Panda , that made me roar, snoring will drive me to the edge of madnesssss that with grinding teeth is separate bed time.
I dont snore Im another talker and apparently have had many convos over the years, some quite ermmmm undiscreet

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