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Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:17:58 AM   
LaTigresse


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http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html


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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:23:07 AM   
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Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, WUSA confirmed with St. Mary's County public safety sources.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com.


Ouch!

How stupid do you have to be to be too stupid to ever have sex again?


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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:37:50 AM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:39:49 AM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:41:59 AM   
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Now a hammerdrill would work, as long as it had a locking variable speed trigger, and lots of lube. It's a shame people don't have the proper tools.


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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:42:29 AM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:52:55 AM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 8:55:55 AM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 10:26:15 AM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 10:29:04 AM   
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Anyone else thinking POTSIE?


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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 10:36:47 AM   
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She was from Maryland, huh?

Anyone else thinking POTSIE?


Like Potsie from Happy Days?  I don't see what that has to do with Maryland. 

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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 10:40:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou

quote:

She was from Maryland, huh?

Anyone else thinking POTSIE?


Like Potsie from Happy Days?  I don't see what that has to do with Maryland. 

not good at judging distances, Slaveboy...but i would have to say...oh...at least two and a half feet over your head.


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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 11:32:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

She was from Maryland, huh?

Anyone else thinking POTSIE?



Holly... Suthern Murriland, hon ;)



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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 3:07:18 PM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 3:46:48 PM   
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We didn't have that safety video when I took woodshop.
Anyone else thinking Army of Darkness?

Quoting Bruce Campbell as Ash,

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/quotes

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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 3:49:34 PM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 3:52:29 PM   
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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 3:58:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		He was doing her a favor, she was obviously preggers...She received a free appeaseotomy.  He is a saint.

Or perhaps she suffered from a trait and physical characteristic that was rumored to have been spotted back on CM in the early 70's...Is it possible that she was too tight?

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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 7:45:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		       I have considered doing much the same thing with my reciprocating saw.  Ten speed settings to choose from, and about a 3-4 inch throw on the blade.  Where this moron blew it was that he seems to have just stuck a dildo down onto the blade (with predictable and painful results) instead, of properly mounting the attachment point to the base of the phallus.

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RE: Not the right kind of "power tool" - 3/11/2009 7:49:18 PM   
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