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Hello Everyone - 2/28/2009 7:31:14 PM   
PapaJohnQ


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I am an old man with longevity in the life and none in the scene.  I have never attended clubs nor have I ever been to group events. I was always traveling fast, no baggage, but women seemed to be attracted to me. 
My personal advsor was my Uncle who taught me most of what I learned to prepare me for life. 
Rule 1.  Never be a bully!  If you pick on someone smaller than you are, and win you will gain the disrespect of all; but if you lose everyone will know you for a fool.
Rule 2.  Never back away from a fair fight. If you, win be gracious.  If you lose, don't be ashamed, go away - get a 2x4 with a rusty nail in the end of it, come back a cold cock the SOB.
Rule 3.  Try not to lose your battles, but never lose your wars.
Rule 4.  If a woman asks for something, and its not going to cost you anything give it to her.
Rule 5.  Sin while you are young and can enjoy it.  Sinning when you are young has a lot of advantages.  If you are strong and in good shape, you can sin for a long time.  When you are old you can never know what may make you sick.  If you live your whilelife without sinning, you will never know what you missed.  When you get old, you can always repent.  There is nothing ayone loves more than an old and confirmed sinner who repents his sins.  Remember the return of the proigal son.  Sin now and get ready for a big slice of fatted calf later.
Rule 6.  Never poach.  Poaching is not a sin.  Keep your hands off other persons property.
Rule 7.  Do the simple things.  The hard things will do themselves.  Note the difference between Hard and Herd.  Let the followers do the herd things.
Rule 8.  Listen!  You might learn something.
Rule 9.  Never take yourself seriously.  Let others make that mistake.
Rule 10.  If you have to ridicule something or someone, ridicule yourself.  IT will take all of your time.
I have had a lot of experience in my life.  I have noticed that we stay pretty much the same.  Who we are is a combination of genes and juice.  Personality is what ever we inherited.  There are lots of combinations.
My personality is awful.  I love speed.  It did not matter to me if I were driving a blown Mustang at 160 mph, or an ocean going cat at 40.  I love to win.  I have done most of everything I ever wanted to do.  Now I can enjoy my memories. 
But, I still can't figure women out.  They all have a secret agenda.  In my case it seemed to be being my mother, my sister and my slave.  Sometimes there were content just to be with me.  Mostly they wanted to soften up my rough edges.  Usually they wanted to save me from myself.  But always they wanted me to be what they wanted me to be.  I have never met a woman who was content with the world the way it was.  So that is who I am.  I was a carpenter, a soldier, a boxer, a photographer, a journalist, a lawyer, a college professor, a pilot, a cook, a father, a husband and a lover.  Now I am a philosopher. I have never learned the answers, but I am beginning to know some of the questions.  Take notes.  There will be a quiz later on.
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RE: Hello Everyone - 3/1/2009 9:30:42 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: PapaJohnQ

Take notes.  There will be a quiz later on.




Can I skip the quiz and you just give me an "F" now and send me to the principal for a paddling?

And welcome.


Cali


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