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party time - 1/11/2009 9:33:00 AM

redslady

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Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.
A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman’???
'But you're only wearing a glass jar?’ says the woman
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'

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RE: party time - 1/11/2009 2:20:49 PM

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RE: party time - 1/12/2009 6:25:39 PM

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ouch......glass and masturbation, some serious masochism

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RE: party time - 1/12/2009 7:37:41 PM

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And possibly being hit by whatever is used to break the glass.

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RE: party time - 1/14/2009 7:55:23 AM

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Hmmmm, many a lady have yet to have that kind of emergency...no one has broken the glass yet.

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