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mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 2:49:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sanguinarian

: oozes in with a groan. " Anyone have a hatchet? Or a ban saw? Mind letting me borrow it? Promise, it will only take a few seconds to remove my shoulder from my body and I promise to wash the blade after. 



aww sang whats wrong?



and fluffy,  no shoveling snow naked,  we dont want you getting sick!   i'll shovel his snow for you




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 3:02:39 PM)

Even after three days, the pain of the exam of my shoulder is killing me. Of course, being angry at morons whom I would love to bleed dry, WITHOUT feeding from doesnt help. 




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 3:04:09 PM)

i am sooooo sorry hun,   what did they say about your exam?




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 3:19:09 PM)

Basically that I need surgury again to remove the overabundance of scarring, which I figured. But they gave me some patches called Flector Patch, which is a patch that has an NSAID in it, to reduce inflammation of the joint. I put one on, and immediately had to remove it because of the itching. Tried it again later on a different spot, same thing. So I cant use those.

The person in question I could bleed dry is/possibly was, a friend of mine, a male Dominant. Would you believe he told me I need to be more independant? Of what exactly? I pay my own rent, phone, food, cloths for me and my children, etc. My husband does a lot of cooking. I usually tend to the vaccuming, sweeping, etc, because I cant stand still long enough to handle dishes or cooking. ( My right hip is the reason why, however with other chores, I can handle it, because I am moving, or sitting )

It was so deliciously tempting to plant my size 8 leather boot in his chest and crush a few ribs. I had to satisfy myself with hissing in his face as if I was going to sink my teeth. And people wonder why I refuse to even entertain the thought of having someone Own me.




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:13:35 PM)

dont you just love that about some doms,   i find it amusing that when you do all that is required they change the rules,  and your going hey wait a minute this is not what i signed up for.




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:16:09 PM)

A pity it is frowned upon to Hunt these people. 




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:22:38 PM)

hell ill let ya




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:25:35 PM)

Let me Hunt you? Ooooh no, darlin' You wouldn't like the outcome. :P




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:27:36 PM)

well........you can just nibble me........but ill let you hunt them lmao  ill even give a few names lmao




kristileigh -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:28:40 PM)

i will help hunt just tell me who and i will be there




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:34:17 PM)

see thats one of the reasons i love you, kristi




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:35:17 PM)

Oh... my.... gods... : dies laughing: I was just told I am not a Domina, because I do not have an Ownership ID. When I asked how does one acquire this mythical object, she said she could give it to me. Something is wrong with this picture. 




kristileigh -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:35:54 PM)

gee thanks is it because i can be so helpful?




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:42:18 PM)

yes sang there is lol


and kristi,   that is only one reason...............do i have to list them all?




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:44:13 PM)

Oh, so I can make an ID that says I AM AN OWNER!! and masquerade as someone having enough forethought and responsibility to actually believe that a little document gives me power! Oh yay!




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:53:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sanguinarian

Oh, so I can make an ID that says I AM AN OWNER!! and masquerade as someone having enough forethought and responsibility to actually believe that a little document gives me power! Oh yay!


well when you make it put my name as the owned,  lmao   you have my permission lmao,  and i want a copy, just to show ppl lmao




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:56:56 PM)

: laughs: Ok, I can do that, and I can even get it laminated! The question is.... which one of us would be doing the masquerading? Maybe we can come up with a sort of dance or something so that other ID holders will know we are ID holders and we can all have a garden party and no one who doesnt have an ID can't come to. Or something. Oh god, I need more blood in my caffeine stream. 




kristileigh -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 4:59:33 PM)

gee can i be an id card caring member?




Sanguinarian -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 5:00:22 PM)

Oh sure. Hey, I bet us girls here could make some money off these. If we can patent them, that is. :P




mydomsabstrd -> RE: Please keep me company!! (1/28/2009 5:01:41 PM)

well i think the members of our crew should have one, and we each own one of the others,  and a party is a good idea.........maybe a butt bump, kinda dance is our secret sign,   lmao   omg i can think of a lot of places to go with this lmao




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