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FourQ -> Potential vs Reality (1/2/2009 3:50:30 AM)

A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father ponders for a moment, then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.

"So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"
The mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers.

"The father replied "That's my boy."




sirsholly -> RE: Potential vs Reality (1/2/2009 4:05:12 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




Musicmystery -> RE: Potential vs Reality (1/2/2009 4:10:16 AM)

slappers?





FourQ -> RE: Potential vs Reality (1/2/2009 6:13:43 AM)

Someone who is easy.





SlavesKeeper -> RE: Potential vs Reality (1/4/2009 2:06:53 AM)

That was a good one, plus I learned a new word .
Thanks




GimpinDenial -> RE: Potential vs Reality (1/4/2009 4:24:10 PM)

There used to be a "Proper English to American English" Dictionary online, but I think it is gone because slang (both American and British) changes so often that it could not keep up....




GoodFeathers -> RE: Potential vs Reality (1/5/2009 6:01:48 AM)

A copy of the unabridged Oxford English Dictionary contains both.




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