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BlackPhx -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 7:17:58 AM)

Hehehehe....that is vengeance..but remember you WILL have to listen to it....over and over again

poenkitten




jlf1961 -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 7:26:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx


4. Mixing Laxatives and Sleeping Pills is NOT a good idea under any circumstance.
poenkitten


I have to disagree with you here...my ex-fiance and his sleazebag girlfriend would truly benefit from such a mixture...[8|]


Me thinks perchance, I have an idea for another topic....

"How to make your ex and their new flame miserable."




sirsholly -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 7:30:47 AM)

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Me thinks perchance, I have an idea for another topic....

"How to make your ex and their new flame miserable."


just ask me for my meatloaf recipe




myotherself -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 7:36:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Me thinks perchance, I have an idea for another topic....

"How to make your ex and their new flame miserable."


just ask me for my meatloaf recipe



[sm=nervous.gif]




jlf1961 -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 7:47:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Me thinks perchance, I have an idea for another topic....

"How to make your ex and their new flame miserable."


just ask me for my meatloaf recipe



Holly, from what I am given to understand, the odds are greatly against the meatloaf making it to the oven in one piece, which could be the problem, floor debris are not seasonings.....[:D]




sirsholly -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 7:49:34 AM)

sheeesh Jeff...you scoop it off the floor and toss it in the oven.




thornhappy -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 7:56:22 AM)

[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]

(i hate meatloaf, even clean ones!)




kiwisub12 -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 8:28:11 AM)

Save more than you spend.
Starting to save for retirement when you are 25 is a lot easier than when you are 40.
Power outages are an excellent excuse for candlelight and a fire -  did it last night for a couple of hours.[:)]

and

don't lick the flagpole when it is below 0.      (got that one from A Christmas Story [:D])




myotherself -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 8:35:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12



don't lick the flagpole when it is below 0.      (got that one from A Christmas Story [:D])


Also...if you own a dog, don't lick the bottom half-metre of flagpole....


edited cos today I'm suffering from chocolate overdose....




jlf1961 -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 10:21:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12



don't lick the flagpole when it is below 0.      (got that one from A Christmas Story [:D])


Also...if you own a dog, don't lick the bottom half-metre of flagpole....


edited cos today I'm suffering from chocolate overdose....


Is there some reason that there seems to be a urinary theme in her advice???

Inquiring minds want to know.......

Also, some sage advice....

Never hit a solid wall when you have purchased a heavy bag to work off a bit of mildly angry frustration.  While both is preferable to punching your half brother in the face, hitting the wall hurts more than hitting your half brother, which hurts more than the heavy bag....

Secondly, when patching holes in the drywall made by myself punching wall, it is better just to cut out the area from stud to stud and putting in a whole new section of drywall.




myotherself -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 10:31:14 AM)

cos I like taking the piss?  


Anything else is classified.  I could admit stuff, but then I'd have to kill you.   Just sayin'...[8|]




kiwisub12 -> RE: Sage advice from life's veterans. (1/1/2009 1:08:16 PM)

let sleeping dogs lie -
don't disturb the cat -
and finally - if the parrot growls at you, don't try to pet her (ow!)




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