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The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 7:27:24 AM   
needlesplease


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Status: offline 		I received mail today which said, in it's entirety, "needles and breast pumps".          Are you kidding? What is it about this place that makes folks forget about the normal rules of engagement? Please... troll on to the barnyard where that might work on some bovine quarry. 

This was my latest journal post here in CMe. I feel the winds of change a blowin'.

I have in my brief yet tumultuous time here on CMe deleted several profiles, having grown weary of the barrage of insults and pictures of Mr Hairy doing the solo pogo. Look, I know this is a place to find the kinds of depraved and taboo things that we so love, but could we do it in a civillized fashion? Gosh, I would at least like to sit opposite my opponent for coffee before I see the, er... baggage, so to speak, or for that matter to speak in detail about what will get connected to where and when.

Perhaps it is just me...
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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 7:42:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: needlesplease
I received mail today which said, in it's entirety, "needles and breast pumps".
If a female, she may have hit the send button too early?
It likely was a male, though. Females usually are longer winded.

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 8:26:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: needlesplease
Mr Hairy doing the solo pogo.




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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 8:35:48 AM   
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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 8:36:36 AM   
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I received mail today which said, in it's entirety, "needles and breast pumps".


Well, I got asked the other day how big my cock was by another man.  I replied that was about as big as his mom's, but not quite as big as his sister's.  I then blocked him.    I found that email strange, since I have no info or photo on my profile currently.  I decided to revamp my profile, and I am taking a little break from the personals side of collarme. 

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 8:44:06 AM   
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You may not understand 'needles and breast pumps' at this point in time but perhaps it's meaning will fall into place. These things are prophecies of the future, just like Nostradamus a certain amount of interpretation is required. Until we know anymore for sure I'd avoid all knitting activities.

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 8:49:24 AM   
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Until we know anymore for sure I'd avoid all knitting activities. 


......and dairy products. 

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 8:54:19 AM   
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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 9:47:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Raechard


You may not understand 'needles and breast pumps' at this point in time but perhaps it's meaning will fall into place. These things are prophecies of the future, just like Nostradamus a certain amount of interpretation is required. Until we know anymore for sure I'd avoid all knitting activities.


I dont know why, but the number 42 just popped into my head.....

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 10:38:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


I dont know why, but the number 42 just popped into my head.....


...and the diodes all down my right side started to ache...

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 3:23:35 PM   
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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/29/2008 3:37:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: needlesplease

I received mail today which said, in it's entirety, "needles and breast pumps".          Are you kidding?

....

pictures of Mr Hairy doing the solo pogo.   ... Perhaps it is just me?


Not you, IMO, just someone trying to be clever with your profile name.  The name sounds like it is asking for needles so your correspondent was being generous (or so I imagine he thought) and threw in some breast pumps as well.  At first I was shocked by his comment, but then I looked at your screen name and it all made sense. Change the name if you keep getting lame lines, maybe?

I have had had several profiles on this site too, and deleted them when I got fed up and tried again to write something that would attract the sort of dominant I need.  No matter what I write, I get all sorts of awful mail so I've decided it's not me and am just sticking with what I've got.  But I have never, once, in all the time I've been around here, ever gotten any pictures of "Mr. Hairy doing the solo pogo."  It's really not fair! I am probably one of the few women on this site who would have welcomed such images! But for some reason, the CM guys get all shy and just won't "share" that way with me.  I have to go to that "alt" place to get my pogo fix. (sigh)

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/30/2008 8:03:03 PM   
needlesplease


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Status: offline 		LMAO, I will send them your way...

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/30/2008 8:08:33 PM   
needlesplease


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Status: offline 		Indeed, I may still delete... but on the other hand... sifting through the barnyard leavings has proven to be eventful over time... LOL

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/30/2008 8:37:29 PM   
MzMia


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Status: offline 		Let's see your screen name is "NeedlesPlease", would getting emails
that mention needles be that much of a stretch?

I think he threw in the breast pump for fun, after looking at your picture. 

I think everyone get similar emails from time to time, actually that email was
not that bad! 

< Message edited by MzMia -- 12/30/2008 8:48:33 PM >

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/30/2008 8:47:50 PM   
bluesgun


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I think the mention of live chickens or a goat would have been frightfully more disturbing....


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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/31/2008 8:30:22 AM   
needlesplease


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Status: offline 		LOL, OK, in an effort to be clear... it wasn't so much the content in and of itself that was so incredibly tactless... but the distinct lack of anything to support the statement. I had never spoken top this man before. It was akin to a tethered dog barking it's declaration to the world...

"woof, woof"
'I'm here, I'm here'
OR
'needles and breastpumps, needles and breastpumps'

Forgive me if I am dense, but when did screen names begin negating all normal rules of engagement?

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/31/2008 8:42:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe they were just needling you?

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RE: The crazy BDSM barnyard... - 12/31/2008 9:47:01 AM   
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