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LumusandtheLady -> Christmas Parodies (12/23/2008 7:35:43 AM)
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Ah, the holdiay season...time for stress and depression - and the cure is laughter! So, the parodies will begin forthwith. I'll try to pop in every once in a while and add to this - and hey, everyone else is welcome to add their own. [;)]
Christmas Song Parody [the First]
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Oh,
the leather-strap sides are tightening
and the taser-play is frightening
but we're tied up, no place to go
like-a-ho, like-a-ho, like-a-ho
It doesn't show signs of swelling
and a safeword's not for yelling
Now the tens is cranked up, yanno...
for-a-ho, for-a-ho, for-a-ho
With the bondage and spankings light,
We can try to fit in with the norm
But if we can just climax right
The puddle should be oh-so-warm...!
The hours are just "fly-by"-ing
And I'm tired, sore and smiling
'Cuz as long as you own me so
I'm yo-ho
I'm yo-hooooooo
I'M YO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~ Mad Hatter
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