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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:01:32 PM   
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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:02:38 PM   
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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:03:42 PM   
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dammit.. I'm at work, and one of my guests just asked me what I was laughing so hard about....

and yes, cum in the eye DOES hurt.. it's even worse if you are wearing contact lenses....


It's even worse  up the nose.......don't ask!


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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:13:07 PM   
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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:15:15 PM   
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It's even worse  up the nose.......don't ask!



I'm asking bear..... just the thought of cum up the nose makes me squirm!

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:16:58 PM   
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That rolls off the tongue about as well as his thick and goopy, partially-coagulated, testicular love blood.....




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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:17:19 PM   
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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:21:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bear, are you saying that you snorted a hot load of cum?

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:23:40 PM   
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If this kind of talk gets around...All you women will need is a magic wand and a hot glue gun. Then I fear us men will be out of the picture completely.


nah...not cool to kiss a glue gun....and kissing is my fav! ,,,,lol

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:23:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		ROFL... This thread just gets better and better!  Gross... but funny!  Now we need a thread called... places not to put your cum!

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:25:03 PM   
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Lets just say that it also burns  


hmmmm....well that might explain the whole "hot" load thing right there....lol

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:36:38 PM   
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'Oh.. yaki soto momo wawa,' he gasped. 'Ar wye ya ya oh mo wa'

Thinking that he was speaking Japanese she looked up, but before she could see his squinty eyes and screwed up face he came all over her face, long stringy globules of man cream striking her face.

She licked...

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:37:22 PM   
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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:47:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

If this kind of talk gets around...All you women will need is a magic wand and a hot glue gun. Then I fear us men will be out of the picture completely.


Something tells me you have nothing to fear!

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:52:21 PM   
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Bear, are you saying that you snorted a hot load of cum?


Welllllll.....uhm..........I wasn't quick enough with my mouth and he neglected to give me any warning!


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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:55:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		That post-nasal drip must have been something else!!  LOL

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 4:56:53 PM   
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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 5:22:12 PM   
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That post-nasal drip must have been something else!!  LOL


OMG! ROFL!!!

Snort... swallow... ya know?

uwwwwww!

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 5:42:24 PM   
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In fact, recent research confirms that there are women allergic to their partner's semen,

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RE: Hot load? - 12/9/2008 5:55:07 PM   
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