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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 9:52:12 AM   
sirsholly


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Besides, admit it.It makes you hot.



lets just say the teeth give me a few ideas


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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 11:35:21 AM   
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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 11:37:59 AM   
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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 12:11:10 PM   
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Two things, I had a good friend that had the problem his entire life. Mentioned it once to a doctor, next thing he had some very minor surgery to adjust the opening and no more problems. Secondly, you could invest in a splatter shield. My 81 year old father, who we take care of, has a problem and the splatter shield worked wonders. Got it from a Medical supply place.


I'll have 30 - one for each day of the month. What a fantastic idea.

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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 12:24:03 PM   
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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 12:29:01 PM   
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Piss in the sink. Just don't get caught. Freaks chicks out, for some reason.





*slaps you till you understand just how wrong and sick that is*

Ignore what he said.. dont know if anyone else has mentioned this.. keep some cherrios in the bathroom in a small tupperware closeable bowl.. toss in 3 or 4 and try and sink them.

It worked with my 2 yearold.

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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 12:29:34 PM   
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< Message edited by Raechard -- 12/7/2008 12:30:25 PM >

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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 2:15:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was once told of men behaving badly at concerts.  They pee in the urinals, they pee in the sinks, they pee in the drains in the floors.  No opening was safe, and no one wore good shoes, for fear of ruination.

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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 3:50:59 PM   
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I was once told of men behaving badly at concerts.  They pee in the urinals, they pee in the sinks, they pee in the drains in the floors.  No opening was safe, and no one wore good shoes, for fear of ruination.



Nasty Vile creatures!!!!!!

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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 3:53:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh pleeeease... the mens' room is pristine compared to the *cough* ladies. Really ! Shame on y'all. I suspect many ladies do their "thing" standing up in the public loo. How else would it get so nasty ?


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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 3:55:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		any time i've ever been in a men's bathroom (women's bathrooms usually have impossibly long lines =p) they've been positively disgusting =p

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RE: The toilet...... - 12/7/2008 6:09:33 PM   
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