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CatdeMedici -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:47:56 AM)
Sit. No man who enters My house whether guest or submissive is allowed to stand. You could say in My home, its a "standing" rule to sit. Nasty business anyway, standing to pee--you aren't horses you know.

NorthernGent -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:49:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Well, I have this penchant for humping bald heads Could be just what I need in my life.........could you expand on 'humping', please....some meat on the bones would be useful....

NorthernGent -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:51:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: Any suggestions on mastering an almost insurmountable challenge: hitting the toilet bowl? NG, Just have her open her mouth more, and aim it for you. If that doesn't work - use a funnel. But what's the big deal anyway. If you have a messy toilet clean up is relatively easy. Just put them in the shower, or on warm summer days, hose them down outside. With proper training, they are pretty much self cleaning. QED! Sound advice, Merc........but I like my women as the 'butter wouldn't melt', prim and proper types.......although if this carries on, I'll be moving toward your hardline approach....

NorthernGent -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:54:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: igor2003 Trust me, sitting is actually just as easy as standing and there are no worries about "aim". I'd be up in court and shamed in the local press.... 'Man of steel battling toilet woe, resorts to sitting down.'

CalifChick -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:55:31 AM)
Who knew that a thread about man's inability to hit a bowl of water would turn into a wanking thread? Cali

daddysliloneds -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:57:14 AM)
forget the toilet bowl and piss in the tub or shower and rinse it out when you're done.

NorthernGent -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:59:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Who knew that a thread about man's inability to hit a bowl of water would turn into a wanking thread? Cali Don't believe it.....I've more pressing matters to attend to, such as maintaining an hygienic bathroom....

sirsholly -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 8:59:28 AM)
toss a Cherrio into the water...aim and fire.

NorthernGent -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:03:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici Nasty business anyway, standing to pee--you aren't horses you know. That's a good point, but penguins manage it so I'm not throwing in the towel just yet.....

CalifChick -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:05:27 AM)
But penguins don't do it into a toilet bowl. Edited to say: wank fodder sent privately. Must maintain the integrity of this thread. Cali

sirsholly -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:07:30 AM)
you guys now have me visualizing a pissing penguin. Thanks. Thanks a heap.

NorthernGent -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:07:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick But penguins don't do it into a toilet bowl. They do in England. Walk into any pub toilets over here, and you'll find a gentlemans, ladies and penguins - the ladies has seats, the other two have standing urinals only....

cjan -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:14:09 AM)
I concur with the "have a seat" choir. If you simply can't handle sitting, install a urinal. No aim required, drunk or sober, you can't miss . Like Raechard, I've often wondered why urinals are not standard in private home toilets. In fact, I've toyed with the idea of designing and marketing the very thing, except, apparently, someone beat me to it. http://www.bathroom-mania.com/en/endesign/enkisses.html Bidets and urinals in every home ! Past time to get civilized.

sirsholly -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:16:57 AM)
gee CJan...why did i ever consider my bathroom to be complete without one?

myotherself -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:18:02 AM)
Bidets are great. Makes washing the vegetables much easier. And rinsing off the penguins, of course.

NorthernGent -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:19:59 AM)
The tips have been most useful....but will have to leave this thread to go down the local pub.....'probably have a quiet chat with one of the penguins at the bar...see what I can learn...

GreedyTop -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:23:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly you guys now have me visualizing a pissing penguin. Thanks. Thanks a heap. yeah.. what Holly said...

cjan -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:25:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly gee CJan...why did i ever consider my bathroom to be complete without one? I dunno, holly. As I said, it's a puzzlement to me. The need seems obvious to me. Just think of it... a world with no disputes over toilet seat up or down, no need for anyone ( especially me ) to get down on hands and knees and clean up the misses. Plus, the fun ( and conversational ice breaker when friends and family come to visit ) of having a "Kisses" urinal in the toidy. Besides, admit it.It makes you hot.

cjan -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:27:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici Sit. No man who enters My house whether guest or submissive is allowed to stand. You could say in My home, its a "standing" rule to sit. Nasty business anyway, standing to pee--you aren't horses you know. Fair enough , Cat. In my home, expect to be required to piss standing up. Outside, of course.

OrionTheWolf -> RE: The toilet...... (12/7/2008 9:46:59 AM)
~FR~ Two things, I had a good friend that had the problem his entire life. Mentioned it once to a doctor, next thing he had some very minor surgery to adjust the opening and no more problems. Secondly, you could invest in a splatter shield. My 81 year old father, who we take care of, has a problem and the splatter shield worked wonders. Got it from a Medical supply place.

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