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missturbation -> I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 6:24:31 AM)

I'm not sure who it was but someone started a thread in off topic about a cook book which contained recipes all using semen. Well surprise surprise i bought it and yayyyyyyy it arrived today [:D]
 
I've just flicked through it and there are some good recipes, my favourite being man made oysters - yummy !! Can't wait to do those.
 
I've also learnt a few new things about sperm like what it contains, how to alter it's taste, how to get the most sperm from one ejaculation (most recipes contain 3 table spoons of sperm), that sperm can come melted or unmelted (cooking terms lol) and how to store it for future use and how long you can store it.
 
Anyone fancy dinner at my house? [;)]




zakkan -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 7:15:49 AM)

I think its a clever plot by women to get men to help out in the kitchen [sm=lol.gif]




SteelofUtah -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 7:42:47 AM)

** Wonders**

Okay So how do you get the guys to deposit thier Naval Crew into a Cup and not into one of the more perfered storage devices?

I only ask this because if I were asked to deposit my Load to be put into something I was going to be expected to eat I doubt I would stay.

I know I know so Sexist a Guy expects a woman to swallow but won't do the same. Let me say this. I don't care what she does with it after I deposit it if she don't wanna swallow it who cares? I'm feeling great!

See My Point?

Steel




windchymes -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 7:48:08 AM)

[:'(]  LOL

But I would be interested in hearing how they turned out!




hejira92 -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 7:49:35 AM)

[:'(]




missturbation -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 8:44:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: zakkan

I think its a clever plot by women to get men to help out in the kitchen [sm=lol.gif]


Lol could be.
However i have to wonder how many men would eat or drink the end results.
 
quote:

See My Point?


I see your point and the recipe book does suggest you inform people of the content of your served food. However i figure if i don't say anything, whos gonna know? [;)]
 
quote:

But I would be interested in hearing how they turned out!


I shall let you know. I can however already reccomend strawberries and cum, they are yummy.
 




SteelofUtah -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 8:57:48 AM)

miss!!!

NAUGHTY GIRL

Take Off you Clothes and Go to My Room.

Steel




missturbation -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:01:54 AM)

Ooooooooooo you gonna donate some ingredient for my cooking? [:D]




SteelofUtah -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:04:40 AM)

Oh Yes,

You will have to get it once I leave it and TRUST me I won't be eating the meal if you do.

(Cheshire Grin)

Steel




missturbation -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:08:10 AM)

You could just make me swallow, no problem then lol




SteelofUtah -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:11:40 AM)

[8|]

I likes the way you think.

The cupboard with the pillow is still waiting.

Let me know when the plane arrives I'll pick you up.

Steel




cjan -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:12:00 AM)

Sounds like a great idea for a new cooking show on tv. I know I would watch .




missturbation -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:23:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

[8|]

I likes the way you think.

The cupboard with the pillow is still waiting.

Let me know when the plane arrives I'll pick you up.

Steel


I'm still debating travel method. Plane as in a seat, plane in a box, dog carrier, casket lol.




SteelofUtah -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:29:39 AM)

I would perfer in a Seat. Only because I know of two stories about people traveling in the Cargo Area Dying from shipping themselves

Necrophilia Not really my thing.

andi says everyonce in awhile you could sleep in bed with her you don't always have to sleep in the cupboard.

Steel

**ETA: If you live here the Cook Book remains a Coffee Table Conversation Piece...Understand!!**




missturbation -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:35:17 AM)

Seat it is then.
If i'm sharing a bed with Andi are you taking the cupboard? [;)]




SteelofUtah -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 9:38:10 AM)

Ha.......Ha....... Ha........\

Funny........

Like a Joke.......


Only different at the end.

Actually andi and I have different work schedules so I would most likely be at work when andi is in bed.

Steel




missturbation -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 10:04:56 AM)

I thought it was funny




mistoferin -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 10:41:32 AM)

Ok, this is pretty gross but.....
Quite a few years ago as a counselor I was sitting in on a group therapy session that was made up of about 16 African American women....and I'm not sure if their ethnicity played a role in that this may have been some old cultural thing. I had never heard of it before or since though. Anyway, my role wasn't to interfere or contribute to the session...just give them a topic and monitor where it went. The topic was "Relationships". Now mind you, the women were all inpatient substance abuse and the goal was to discuss their choices in partners and the role that substance abuse played. One of the women commented that she had never had a "relationship", more like a never ending string of one or two night stands....she commented she hadn't figured out yet how to get them to stick around. To my surprise, one of the women said "Oh that's easy. You just got to make them dinner and mix some of your menstrual blood in when you're cooking it. It's a "love potion." To my even more surprise, 6 other women in the group said that they too had used that method.




zakkan -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/28/2008 10:43:57 AM)

Ok, I am not eating anything prepared by women EVER again.




curiousgirlie -> RE: I bought it and i'm so gonna use it !! (11/29/2008 10:17:41 AM)

lol, just out of curosity: could you chare a few cum recepies?

eah, that blood things is gross.. [:'(]




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