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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

I wonder if you Ladies should not create a form letter reply for notes like you got:

Dear <subnamehere>:

Thank you for your recent communication to me on Collar Me.  Unfortunately, your message did not meet my minimum requirements of civility or decorum when contacting a Lady for the first time. 

Your blatant and repeated reference to my:

_ass  _pussy  _breasts  _feet  _lips  _eyes/nose/ear/throat  [check one or more here]

was rude and totally inappropriate in a first contact situation with a dominant woman. 

Further, your offer to:

_touch  _rub  _lick  _kiss  _penetrate  _dominate [check one or more here]

any part of my anatomy is totally is out of bounds.  You should be ashamed.

Finally, the included picture of your:

_cock

tipped the scales into showing you to be someone with whom I wish to NEVER have contact again. 

In future, please keep these simple rules in mind when contacting a dominant Lady for the first time:

Read her profile
Be polite, respectful, entertaining, and brief
Introduce yourself and your vanilla interests first
Ask her about her interests
Be interested in her as a person, not a dombot
and...
Do not be overtly sexual, insidious, or crude
Don't trot out your fetish, or pictures of your cock
Do not offer anything but further polite, respectful, and entertaining communication

I have blocked your profile and deleted your message.  Please do not contact me further.  Good luck in your search.

Thank you,

The Management

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ORIGINAL: undercover00756

OK, I admit I spent alot of time sending unsolicited messages to Dommes I found attractive. I never sent messages that were explicit but still had dismal results. This forum has finally straightened me out. Here's my first attempt at contacting a Domme in order to get her attention...what do you think?

Dear Domme,
I came across your profile. I found the pics boring and you really aren't very attractive. Besides, you are too old/young, but it's great to see that you are trying. I read your entire profile and can't believe in that whole diatribe you couldn't find anything to talk about! And one of the things you live for is intellectual discourse...go figure! That made me laugh and no one on here makes me laugh! You requested a pic so one is attached of my face. See, I follow directions! Does that make you wet? I didn't send one of my cock. I looked and looked at your pics and just couldn't get it up. Your profile said that there would be no sex so it looks like we are a great match! Looking forward to hearing from you.....
Now, if that doesn't flood me with Domme mails, i give up here and will go back to my vanilla life style and begin trying to find dates that way. I must be very intimidating because no onw responds to my emails in the vanilla world either. Can't imagine why......hehe