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retired - 11/23/2008 1:33:54 PM

rozenwyn

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(yeah i know it's a little late for the elections i just couldn't help it)

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'McCain in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.

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RE: retired - 11/23/2008 1:37:47 PM

painpup

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good for You i'm sure You've earned it

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RE: retired - 11/23/2008 3:48:30 PM

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RE: retired - 11/23/2008 6:21:47 PM

MarksFantasyGirl

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Oh, that is freaking GREAT!!!

I don't care if it's late...

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RE: retired - 11/24/2008 3:41:30 AM

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RE: retired - 11/24/2008 6:45:52 AM

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