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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster
Right, that's just the kind of private mail that Italian women on Collarme want to receive from strange American men.

"Hello, I is travlin' to yo country one a deez dayz and like could you gimme some pointers on what the local females prefer in terms of like dick size and scrotum hygiene?  I knows you is a total stranger and all but like maybe you could gimme a hand?"