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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/18/2008 5:48:59 PM   
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Get  a Murphy bed, then you can use the bottom side to mount a cross.....

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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/18/2008 6:02:21 PM   
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And the person bound to the cross wouldn't necessarily have to be released while the bed is down... provided there's enough room underneath, of course.


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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/18/2008 6:21:13 PM   
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well make sure the locking mechanism works well....otherwise they are going to take a quick and interesting trip to the floor.

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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/18/2008 8:13:00 PM   
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Such a fall isn't so bad. Been there... done that... after a fashion.


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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/18/2008 9:19:51 PM   
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jlf,
 
You are a nice man so I am going to break this to you gently.
 
The time has come for a garage sale and a trip to the donation drop off for Goodwill/Salvation Army, etc.  You can also put stuff for sale on
E-Bay or give it away on Freecycle.org
 
If you get hit by a twister or an earthquake the rescue teams are not going to find you without cadaver dogs because you will be buried under your own stuff.


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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/18/2008 9:45:02 PM   
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I was referring to floor space... when you speak of volume it gets really messed up...

I have shelves on every bit of free wall space, much of the floor area is unusable due to the bed, and computer desk, chair, dresser and some fool put a closet in here that has little usable space after stacking totes 3 high and four across...

Then of course there is that pesky illumination device that was so thoughtlessly put on the ceiling....

I mean I have no room for a st andrew's cross, rack, suspension frame......

You stuck living in a dorm or something? Discard bed, put mattress on rack (easily removed for company ). Discard computer chair, replace with folding chair. Discard desk, hang monitor from suspension frame when there's nothing better there. Use extra sling as footrest, place keyboard in lap. A cross is nice, but it's really just window dressing- discard that and run some eyebolts into the walls, and you'll be doing just as well.

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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/18/2008 10:35:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Alright, now can someone please explain how you get 300 square feet of stuff into a 165 square foot room?

I tried miracle grow, but that didnt make the room any bigger, but the grass around the house is doing great....

And I have yet to figure out how to move my room into another dimension so I can get at least 5000 square feet of living space.....



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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/19/2008 8:50:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I was referring to floor space... when you speak of volume it gets really messed up...

I have shelves on every bit of free wall space, much of the floor area is unusable due to the bed, and computer desk, chair, dresser and some fool put a closet in here that has little usable space after stacking totes 3 high and four across...

Then of course there is that pesky illumination device that was so thoughtlessly put on the ceiling....

I mean I have no room for a st andrew's cross, rack, suspension frame......


When I was in a college dorm, all those many years ago, I marveled at what a couple of guys down the hall did to increase their useable volume space within their tiny dorm room.

The furniture in the room was bolted to the floor, so there wasn't anything they could do about changing it out. So, they bought timbers, plywood, and stain and build a loft system over and around all of the immovable furniture. With the type of rough-hewn lumber and the darker wood stain, their whole room took on more of an 18th-century wooden ship feel as opposed to the stark white, hospital-looking rooms the rest of us had.

They left the center of the room open to the ceiling so they had full height for whatever reason they wanted or needed. As for the space above their desks and beds, through a unique arrangement of movable shelves, they were able to create an unlimited array of storage and display areas that were attractive and functional as well.

They removed the light fixture from the center of the room and instead used task lighting underneath and within the loft/shelf spaces. This not only gave them more room in the center but it also created unlimited possibilities for dramatic and unique lighting effects.

The whole loft was constructed as a free-standing unit and, through the creative use of bolts and other fasteners, were able to build something that could be taken down at the end of the year and reassembled the following year in their new room. The design was such that it was adaptable to fit in any other room despite that it not be the same shape or layout as the one they were originally in.

The upfront expense was considerable, given they were working with a college students' budgets, but there's no denying that everyone else in the dorm was extremely jealous of the popularity they had because of their unique room decor.

And while I didn't understand, at the time, why they had eye-bolts installed onto the side of the timbers facing the fully open center part of the room, I certainly do understand their plan now. ;-)



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RE: Major Renovation Issues! - 11/19/2008 8:55:45 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: djaleksandr
quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti
quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Alright, now can someone please explain how you get 300 square feet of stuff into a 165 square foot room?

I tried miracle grow, but that didnt make the room any bigger, but the grass around the house is doing great....

And I have yet to figure out how to move my room into another dimension so I can get at least 5000 square feet of living space.....


A Tardis will do what you want. Of course, finding one and moving in may be a bit of a challenge.


I want a Tardis!  Wouldn't mind the Doctor to go along with it.


Do you have a preference as to a specific Doctor or will any one of them do? :-)



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