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LookieNoNookie -> I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 6:31:50 PM)
My cat...cool cat...very cool...coolest of all cats.... He's quite cool. He'll actually carry on...be quite cool...if there was a cool...he'd be all of it. I've had a few...he was purring (as cats might)...he was edging up to me...."hey baby"...not quite sure...thinking about it.... I took my shirt off....cat was thinking...."Oh Yeah...a little kneading...gonna get me some......"..... The night was on.... Cat looked at me..."Ya know...I think there's something very wrong here...."... (I really need to get a girlfriend).

GreedyTop -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 6:38:20 PM)
LMAO!!!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 6:55:13 PM)
(I'm thinking of sequestering myself now).

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 7:07:45 PM)
You should stop turning me down! I'm good for a hot weekend, at the very least! I can learn that...other stuff. Maybe... [8\|]

lilmissdefiant -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 7:11:56 PM)
once you go furry the rest will just seem blurry [:D][:D][:D][:D] I in no way condone or support beastiality

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 7:23:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus You should stop turning me down! I'm good for a hot weekend, at the very least! I can learn that...other stuff. Maybe... [8\|] Hey!!!! I turned *MYSELF* down last Friday night...and I *KNEW* I was gonna get lucky!!!! (I'll tell you what though....I always come back for more!).

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 7:27:26 PM)
Oh sure, smile seductively. You mean are all alike. TEASEMONSTERS, all of you! [&:]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/10/2008 7:38:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh sure, smile seductively. You mean are all alike. TEASEMONSTERS, all of you! [&:] It's a gift :)

LumusandtheLady -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 6:29:25 AM)
[:)] I'm so glad to see that Lardo the Retardo, aka Pumpkin da Punky isn't the only one...... (Yes, LH, we're nicknaming him Lardo the Retardo because quite frankly, his behaviour has crossed to the bizarrish side!) Rain°

pahunkboy -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 6:31:56 AM)
Ild love to get a cat- but not with all the cat hair. maybe your cat is a re-incarnated loved one. Guess what? Mom is finally getting the internet!!! Some laDY SHOWED her how to look at cats online. LOL

Aneirin -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 8:48:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Ild love to get a cat- but not with all the cat hair. maybe your cat is a re-incarnated loved one. Guess what? Mom is finally getting the internet!!! Some laDY SHOWED her how to look at cats online. LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphynx_cat Probably of interest to the OP as well, if one looks at what it likes to do at night [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 2:02:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady [:)] I'm so glad to see that Lardo the Retardo, aka Pumpkin da Punky isn't the only one...... (Yes, LH, we're nicknaming him Lardo the Retardo because quite frankly, his behaviour has crossed to the bizarrish side!) Rain° I did warn you, he IS an Orange Cat. They have their own rules for processing information... [8\|] Snorgle him for me, though, I miss having a purrboy to cuddle!

LumusandtheLady -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 2:04:53 PM)
I can't lick Myself. I r retarded, depending on who you ask. ... I has harbuls.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 2:09:45 PM)
They make stuff for harbuls, I believe it is tuna flavoured... [8D]

LumusandtheLady -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 2:15:42 PM)
My harrrr buls smell liek tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuna I like to wiggggggggggggggggggggggggle My tuna harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbuls...

Aylee -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 2:42:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Ild love to get a cat- but not with all the cat hair. There are hairless cats.

HisNani -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 4:07:08 PM)
All cat lovers know they are owned. They all have that time in the morning where they wake up pleasantly while their cat lovedances across them, purring and headbutting sweetly...and rubbing across their ankles and trilling and meowing happily as said cat lover fumbles down the stairs for coffee... and realizes that the love stops once the cat's been fed. Still, we love our pussies anyway. ;)

scifi1133 -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 5:22:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh sure, smile seductively. You mean are all alike. TEASEMONSTERS, all of you! [&:] smooch

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 5:23:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus They make stuff for harbuls, I believe it is tuna flavoured... [8D] (Hmmmm....tuna flavored hairball medicine....purrrrrrrrrrrr).

beargonewild -> RE: I just discovered that cats know what's going on.... (11/11/2008 5:33:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lilmissdefiant once you go furry the rest will just seem blurry [:D][:D][:D][:D] I in no way condone or support bestiality See.....I always knew the Power of The Fur will convert you all....muhahahahahaha

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