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SirCyril -> Raisin Bread (10/15/2008 5:14:16 PM)
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I don't know if this one has been told or not but here it is.
Raisin bread
Murry's children finally convince him to sell the big house, now that he is alone - and move into one of those senior housing communities. The kids come to visit that first weekend - but come Monday, Murry is looking for a little excitment. He asked Ben what people do for kicks. Ben replys - "We walk down to the corner bakery for some raisin bread."
Murry thinks this sounds about as appealing as watching paint dry, but figured he could do with a walk, so he and Ben head off down the block. Murry notices there seem to be several other gentlemen from the building out walking too.
Arriving at the old fashion bakery, he's surprised to find the place =packed= and a line at the counter. A sign on the counter boasts "Best raisin bread in town!" and the rather volumptous young lady behind the counter is filling orders as quickly as she can.
"Follow my lead!" Ben whispers to Murry.
"What would you like?" the young lady askes each customer - and then wheels the old ladder back and forth to get to the top racks. As they finally reach the counter, Ben requests the famous raisin bread - which is on the top rack, and far end of the counter. As she clambers up the ladder and leans - w a y - over to reach the loaf, =all= the men at the counter lean over too, admiring the views as her very short dress rides up...
As she reaches for Bens loaf, she looks back at Murry and asks - "Is yours raisin too?"
"Ahhh, no... but it's darn sure twitchin a mite!" Murry replys
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