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LadyEllen -> Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:39:09 AM)
Looking at how things are going in the campaigns, I came to the conclusion that the only possible explanation for this state of affairs is witchcraft, conducted by the head witchdoctor of north America - a man trained in the black arts as a boy in Kenya, and who passed his magical apprenticeship under the witchdoctors of Hawaii. A man whose entire career to date has seen enormous success whilst his peers remain poor and disenfranchised - is it a simple boast that he claims special knowledge to do the same for everyone - or is his boast based on real occult knowledge and evil spells? Just throwing it out there as a possible explanation for all this - because against whom would such a consumate user of the dark arts rather employ his skills? How about the one woman whom he knows is with Christ and wishes to threaten his power and his hordes of rabid acolytes? Yes. It all hangs together nicely. So - he wasnt a Muslim, but that church he attended was just a front after all to hide his true religion - yes, Obama is a Satanist! Thoughts? Comments? Observations? (bearing in mind that any defence of Obama is hereby rendered a defence of pure unmitigated evil) E

sirsholly -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:45:18 AM)
satanist muslim arab hell...is he going to have time to be the president?

Lashra -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:47:16 AM)
you forgot he associates with terrorists, that makes him a terrorist by default. So, Satanist, Muslim, Arab, Terrorist. Makes sense now huh? [&:] ~Lashra

sirsholly -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:48:39 AM)
doesn't he practice witchcraft, too?

NumberSix -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:52:05 AM)
Those fingers in my hair That sly come hither stare That strips my conscience bare Its witchcraft And Ive got no defense for it The heat is too intense for it What good would common sense for it do cause its witchcraft, wicked witchcraft And although, I know, its strictly taboo When you arouse the need in me My heart says yes indeed in me Proceed with what your leading me to Its such an ancient pitch But one I wouldnt switch cause theres no nicer witch than you Frank Sinatra and Alistair Crowley

xXLithiumXx -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:54:40 AM)
Lol. Thats all I can say to this...lol.

sirsholly -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:56:21 AM)
so...add a Sanatra impersonator to the list?

hisOwner4life -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:57:44 AM)
Please direct Me to the source of your "facts"! "Looking at how things are going in the campaigns, I came to the conclusion that the only possible explanation for this state of affairs is witchcraft, conducted by the head witchdoctor of north America - a man trained in the black arts as a boy in Kenya, and who passed his magical apprenticeship under the witchdoctors of Hawaii. A man whose entire career to date has seen enormous success whilst his peers remain poor and disenfranchised - is it a simple boast that he claims special knowledge to do the same for everyone - or is his boast based on real occult knowledge and evil spells? Just throwing it out there as a possible explanation for all this - because against whom would such a consumate user of the dark arts rather employ his skills? How about the one woman whom he knows is with Christ and wishes to threaten his power and his hordes of rabid acolytes? Yes. It all hangs together nicely. So - he wasnt a Muslim, but that church he attended was just a front after all to hide his true religion - yes, Obama is a Satanist! Thoughts? Comments? Observations? (bearing in mind that any defence of Obama is hereby rendered a defence of pure unmitigated evil) E"

NumberSix -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 6:58:41 AM)
That is how this sort of thing comes about. Very humble beginnings, and all of a sudden you are performing 'the kiss of shame' with all your coven sisters every saturday night. 6(66)

LadyEllen -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 7:02:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hisOwner4life Please direct Me to the source of your "facts"! well, I prayed really hard and God revealed it to me; so it must be true - unless you're calling God a liar? (actually, I read the entrails of a baby goat whilst smeared with secret symbols written in its blood) E

bipolarber -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 7:05:52 AM)
Damnit! You've blown our cover! Actually, no, not satanist... as you will no doubt figure out, Mr. Holmes, since you are so very close to the truth... that Obama is NOT a satanist, per se, but rather a follower of the Old Ones, who seek to find a means of recliming this little Earth for their own... we Democrats all read and follow the Necromonicon, and seek to bring our awesome, dark master, Cuthulu, back into our reality... But you are too late. TOO LATE!!! Already, the spell has been cast, the polls are in our favor, and soon, with the coming eclipse and planetary alighnment of November 4th, the American public (fools that they are) will pull the levers of the voting machines, setting into motion the prayer wheels within them, cracking open the wall of reality, allowing the nameless, indescribable horrors from a dimention beyond our fragile minds' ability to comprehend (without going insane), to pour forth from every town hall and unused basketball court in America... BWA-HA-HA-HA! [>:]

sirsholly -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 7:09:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: hisOwner4life Please direct Me to the source of your "facts"! well, I prayed really hard and God revealed it to me; so it must be true - unless you're calling God a liar? and i verified it with the National Enquire...so you might as well write it in stone.

hisOwner4life -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 8:25:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Looking at how things are going in the campaigns, I came to the conclusion that the only possible explanation for this state of affairs is witchcraft, conducted by the head witchdoctor of north America - a man trained in the black arts as a boy in Kenya, (Fact: Obama NEVER lived in Kenya, his father did) and who passed his magical apprenticeship under the witchdoctors of Hawaii. A man whose entire career to date has seen enormous success whilst his peers remain poor and disenfranchised (Fact: Success is not limited only to Caucasians, In America ANYONE can attain success. Nor is being poor and disenfranchised relegated only to people of color)- is it a simple boast that he claims special knowledge to do the same for everyone (Make note that John McCain is making the exact same boasts)- or is his boast based on real occult knowledge and evil spells? Just throwing it out there as a possible explanation for all this - because against whom would such a consumate user of the dark arts rather employ his skills? How about the one woman whom he knows is with Christ and wishes to threaten his power and his hordes of rabid acolytes? Yes. It all hangs together nicely. So - he wasnt a Muslim, but that church he attended was just a front after all to hide his true religion - yes, Obama is a Satanist! Thoughts? Comments? Observations? (bearing in mind that any defence of Obama is hereby rendered a defence of pure unmitigated evil) E

LadyEllen -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 8:32:41 AM)
Crikey - I'm being taken seriously! E

Raechard -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 8:40:36 AM)
I love it when that happens LadyEllen my philosophy is: see how much further you can take it.

hisOwner4life -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 8:59:09 AM)
Crikey - I'm being taken seriously! E Transparency!

Raechard -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 9:04:36 AM)
Transparency in a strange way is the same as Opacity i.e. a measure of obscurity.[8\|]

Lashra -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 9:35:04 AM)
Tranparent? and here I thought Obama as black! So now its Satanist, Witchdoctor, Muslim, Arab, Terrorist, Transparent Race What is the world coming too? [;)] ~Lashra

LadyEllen -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 9:49:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hisOwner4life Crikey - I'm being taken seriously! E Transparency! You know how when you have to explain it, a joke isnt as funny any more? But if you liked this Lady Ellen production, you'll love my other threads - try "Sarah Palin - A Muslim?" today on a free of charge 3 minute trial basis; if you're not completely able to see through it, post for nothing! E

Daddysredhead -> RE: Obama - a Satanist? (10/11/2008 10:13:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen You know how when you have to explain it, a joke isnt as funny any more? Yanno, E... I feel your pain. I hate when I have to explain the subtle nuances of my hilarity to idiots who sit straight-faced, emotionally constipated, and oh so superior. I find that a club to their heads is most satisfying. [sm=club.gif] Signed, Redheaded Valkyrie

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